Porn Valley- When Ava Rose was on KSEX a couple of weeks ago she talked about how a scene she was doing with Tyler Faith for Adam & Eve was interrupted by a Romanian porn director. Rose went on to describe how this director wanted her to do a scene with a dinosaur. The whole scenario sounded screwy in the telling. But if you tuned into the Adam Carolla Show Thursday morning, everything started making sense.

That’s because both Rose and Faith were on Carolla this morning along with Yurgi, the Romanian porn director who’s on the show every time a porn chick appears on the program.. Faith noted that she’s done 250 films and has been very busy.

“You’ve been working recently with a friend of ours- Yurgi,” Carolla observed. “He’s a Romanian porn producer. He’s big. I think he’s trying to break in here in the states. He’s a friend of the show. He said he worked with you guys. He was trying to get to do a movie with you guys.” Yurgi agreed, in broken English, that Rose and Faith were very hot.

“It’s a whole new deal,” Yurgi explained. “I want to take porn to the next level. So I bring big budget Hollywood special effects to the business of porn. So I did test with these girls, okay? The idea was they were having two-way, girl-girl. I believe Ava was pleasuring Tyler with her tongue. So I tell them I’m going to have a computer-generated character to make it ‘treeway’ so Ava must pretend.”

Carolla assumed it was a dude. Yurgi said, no. it was a “creature- a dinosaur.” Carolla hit a dino roar sound effects button.

“You do sound effect like it’s joke, but this is dead serious,” Yurgi admonished him. Carolla apologized for making light of a dinosaur humping two porn stars.

“Kids love dinosaurs so this is going to be huge,” Yurgi continued. Carolla said there may be cultural differences at play but in America, “We don’t think it’s okay for the children to watch pornography.”

“It’s like Flintstones when Dino comes to front door,” Yurgi argued.

“I don’t want to see a chick getting it with a fruit roll-up so my kid will enjoy it,” Carolla answered.

“I don’t get it,” Yurgi replied, noting that they shot the movies a couple of weeks ago.

“The thing is Ava did not really share my vision- she got a little freaked out.” Rose said she wasn’t sure if a peach can would fit. Yurgi, at the time, likened a dinosaur penis to “a scaly peach can.” Carolla imagined that it was probably tough for Rose taking direction because of the language barrier.

“And the dinosaur wasn’t in the room.”

Yurgi said like Lord of The Rings they added the special effects in post production. Rose had never done a porn movie where the person was added later on.

“It’s kind of a gyp isn’t it?” asked Faith.

“Unless you’re working with Ron Jeremy, then it’s called a blessing,” Carolla stated. Rose was described as a very petite girl with dark, dark black hair and dimples. Faith, a blond , very beautiful and buxom. Yurgi then showed some of the footage where Rose appeared to be “confused” and not taking direction. Yurgi is overheard giving Rose directions and telling her not to “over think it.”

“I tried,” Rose laughed.

“I’m going to explode I’m so hot,” said Carolla watching some of the footage. Carolla was of the opinion that Star Wars and Lord of the Rings had nothing on this film. Carolla then wanted to know the title of it.

“It’s called the Dino-Sore Ass,” Yurgi told him.

“Ava you seemed confused and upset during the taping of this,” said Carolla. Rose said she was getting frustrated.

“Doesn’t he [Yurgi] know that this is bestiality in a way?” Rose added.

“Ava confided in me off the air,” Carolla continued. “She said as an actress she couldn’t find her implicit cue. And I think Yurgi said just relax and have fun with it.” Yurgi said he was very excited especially because he was allotted time on Romania’s computer to do it.

“Because usually the Romanian computer is tied up keeping tabs on the slave trade,” he noted.

“It is epic,” Carolla agreed. “I thought a dinosaur was actually having sex with you. I don’t know how else to describe it.” Yurgi then finally admitted the computer wasn’t available and he superimposed a cheap plastic dinosaur.

“As long as we’re being honest it made Land of the Lost look like a $300 million epic film,” Carolla told him. “It was horrible yet still arousing.” Carolla suggested that Yurgi get a Mac with Final Cut Pro.

“Work with the ladies again- I feel like there’s a great film in you.”

To which Yurgi said in Romania he’s like Orson Welles.

“I did a version of Citizen Kane- it’s called Citizen Came.”

While he was bidding fond farewells, Carolla lent a plug to KSEX and the fact that Faith does Internet radio.