Brian aka Plus One had the best record this week [11-5], but it’s Mike Dickinson who’s been edging his way to the top of the Adultfyi pool. Dickinson is currently in first with a 132-76 record and the standings after 14 weeks look something like this:
Mike Dickinson, 132-76
Brian, aka Plus One, 130-78
Steve Seidman; Sean, www.pornlegends.com, 128-80
Gene Ross, 126-82
Wankus, www.tylerfaith.com; John Gray 125-83
Billy the Crystal, Harry Weiss 124-84
Dan Davis, Genesis magazine, 122-86
Karl the Birdman, 121-87
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli; Brian Wallace, 119-89
Big Ty, 118-90
Steve Volponi, www.devilsfilm.com, 116-92
Steve Lane, Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com, 112-96
Serenity, www.serenity.net, 108-100
ST. LOUIS [AP] — Rookie Devin Hester and the Chicago Bears looked right at home the Edward Jones Dome on Monday night.
Hester set an NFL record with his fifth and sixth returns for touchdowns, a 94-yard kickoff runback in the second quarter and a 96-yard effort in the fourth, leading the Bears to a 42-27 win over the St. Louis Rams.
The NFC North champions (11-2) clinched a bye for the first week of the playoffs as troubled quarterback Rex Grossman had a solid effort and the running attack dominated the second half.
But it was Hester who made the thousands of Bears fans who came from Chicago rise from their seats.
A second-round draft pick, he also has three punt return touchdowns and ran back a missed field goal 108 yards against the Giants to tie the longest play in NFL history. But he’d returned only six kickoffs all year before his historic romps.
He headed up the middle on the first, then swiftly cut to his left untouched and sped down the sideline, high-stepping like a drum major the last few yards while holding up the football for the raucous Bears fans.
Hester outdid himself in the fourth when it appeared the Rams might try an onside kick. The only Bear standing deep, he went straight up the centre of the field, again untouched, and turned around at the Rams 20-yard line looking for pursuers. There were none.
Hester struggled to find a position at the University of Miami, but he’s been a special-teams star with the Bears.
Carrying a 14-13 lead into the second half, the Bears outgained the Rams (5-8) 191 yards to 31 in the third quarter. They scored on Thomas Jones’s 30-yard run and Muhsin Muhammad’s superb fingertip catch of a 14-yard pass from Grossman.