The other night on his KSEX show, Steven St. Croix said he had no idea who Blue Iris is and had no intention of working with her. We think St. Croix has missed the boat to Bermuda.

posted on www.howardstern.com: When Blue Iris came into the studio, Howard pointed out that he’s never heard her say anything funny, yet she has her own weekly comedy show in Los Angeles. Iris replied that she’s not good at telling jokes, so she instead “tells stories” during her gigs. Gary then pointed out that Iris’ “back tits were a C-cup,” and Iris admitted that she’d gained weight because she was on steroids for her asthma. However, Iris told Howard that, unlike baseball, she wouldn’t be thrown out of “granny porn” because of her steroid use.

Iris reported that she was recently in the hospital for internal bleeding and that she discovered the problem when she discovered blood in her stool. Iris then said that she had “a cute story” for Howard, before telling him about a time she went to her mother’s house for pizza and that a woman on an elevator told her mother that she didn’t “look very good” because she was in her nightgown, or something like that. After hearing the tale, which no one in the studio seemed to get, Howard commented that he understood why Iris had her own comedy show.

Iris mentioned that she got into porn when she was 53, and decided to do it to create a keepsake for her grandchildren. Gary then came into the studio and said that, although Iris has claimed that she doesn’t perform interracial scenes in her movies, he’d, in fact, seen her having sex with black men. Richard backed up Gary’s story, adding that he’d seen two films that have featured Iris with black partners. Iris responded that she’s primarily attracted to Jewish men, but that she remembered her interracial scenes after Gary and Richard reminded her of them.

As Iris began talking about a dinner she allegedly had with Snoop Dog, Howard interrupted her and said it was time for her to get on the Sybian. After assuring Howard that she was medically sound to ride the Sybian, Iris announced that, since she put on 10 pounds as of late, she wouldn’t get naked in front of him out of fear that he’d make fun of her. However, Iris did reveal her breasts, which Howard admitted “weren’t that bad.” Iris then showed off her thong, though, which Howard noted was “a wake-up call.”

Howard advised Iris to get off the Sybian if she felt like she couldn’t handle it. Will then reported that he caught a glimpse of Iris’ “gunt” as she prepared to get on the machine, and that he also saw something “brown” in her thong, an accusation that she denied. Howard noted that, once Iris was on the Sybian, she started breathing very heavily and she admitted that she “wasn’t comfortable.” Given this, Howard told Gary to remove the Sybian’s attachment and Iris reported that she felt better after he did so.

When the Sybian was at 5 percent, Iris commented that she felt “great,” and she had the same response when Gary increased its speed to 20 percent. Gary proceeded to change the Sybian’s pace to 30 percent, which Iris said was getting her “hot.” Iris noted, though, that she wasn’t sure if she could have an orgasm, and Artie acknowledged he was having the same concern about himself.

After a few minutes on the Sybian, Iris asked Gary to stop the machine, and claimed that she’d had an orgasm, and was “all tingly all over and very relaxed” because of it.

Howard took calls from listeners – some of whom joked that Howard was going to hell for putting Iris on the Sybian – but mostly commented that they were grossed out by Iris’ performance. Iris then told another “joke” that was difficult to follow, this one about a woman whose husband advised her to park her car in the garage when there was too much snow to find a spot for it in the street. Upon hearing her “joke,” Howard responded by asking Iris what’s “fat, hairy and vomiting,” before revealing the answer to be Artie.