Porn Valley- Industry P.R. guru Jeff Mullen was a guest on KSEX’s The Wanker Show Friday night. Mullen, who spearheaded the drive that put the Britney Rears franchise on the porn map, noted that Britney Rears 2, www.britneyrears.com has been at the top of the national charts for four straight weeks.

“I’m very excited,” he said. Wankus noted that Jessica Sweet is no longer the Rears character.

“Jessica Sweet is not dead,” Mullen observed.

“She will be,” said Wankus. “Don’t ever leave my friend Jeff’s production ever again.” To which Mullen said things were going so well, they decided to “fuck it up” a little bit and change things by bringing Hillary Scott [pictured] on board. Amusingly, Wankus also noted that Scott was in the Rears 2 movie but playing a different role.

“The theme of Britney Rears 3 is more Seventies disco-style,” Wankus also pointed out. Mullen explained the story line to say that Britney buys a time machine off of eBay.

“She’s talking about when she should go back and randomly selects 1974 and presses the button,” Mullen continued. “She gets blasted back on to the set of a Top 40 music count down show hosted by a big black stud named Shafted played by John E. Depth quite well with his 13-inch depth.”

“They think Britney’s the actual co-host who called in sick that day with a hangover because she happens to look like the co-host,” Mullen explained. “So she’s thrust in the co-hosting role. She has no idea that she’s in 1974 until her and Jasmine Byrne her friend finally figure it out. It’s all orginal disco music; it’s brand new. It’s great.”

Wankus then asked Mullen about the alleged fist fight between Jasmine Byrne and Tory Lane. Mullen wasn’t up on that gossip.

“But I think Jasmine’s too sweet to get into a fight,” Mullen said. “They’re both lovers not fighters. I think it’s all a bunch of bullshit.”

Mullen also mentioned that the Scott movie will be out by September in time for the nominations.

Wankus was of the opinion that Jessica Sweet’s career was over and asked Mullen his opinion.

“Let’s be honest,” Wankus said. Mullen said the misconception was that Sweet was locked down in some contract that didn’t allow her to do other movies.

“She could do as many movies as she wanted for as many companies,” Mullen added. “She just couldn’t use Britney, Britney Rears or the wig. That was it.” Mullen hasted to add that Sweet was a very sweet girl.

“We love her- honestly, she’s as sweet as pie,” said Mullen.

“But missing a few brain cells,” co-host Tyler Faith noted. Mullen replied that he couldn’t say that.

“You can’t but I can,” said Faith. According to Mullen, the bottom line was that Sweet didn’t want to promote the movie.

“We’re a marketing machine as you guys know,” Mullen added. Wankus started in again by making comments regarding Mullen’s alleged 80’s style hair but it was Faith who pointed out that Mullen’s finger nails were shiny indicating a manicure. Wankus and Faith then went toe-to-toe regarding comments from an earlier segment about him being in a drama club. Faith accused him of wearing tights.

“Don’t you ever accuse me about wearing tights!” Wankus roared. “Don’t confuse drama club with The Nutcracker.”

Back on the subject of Britney Rears, Wankus felt that Hustler was originally shaky on the idea.

“Nobody wanted it,” Mullen agreed. “It’s a spoof of Britney Spears and it was the biggest seller for Larry Flynt in 2005. And this one will be the biggest seller in 2006.” Wankus, who was putting in a personal pitch to shoot Rears 4, conceded that Scott was getting a lot of press right now.

“This is the thing that people don’t know about Hillary Scott,” Mullen added. “She can take the dicks every which way and she takes them all the way. But this girl memorizes lines like a photographic memory. It’s unbelievable. Page after page after page. Fuck me, fuck, fuck me. It’s amazing. But she’s really great and we’re really happy to have her.”

Wankus brought up the story about how he got fired from a radio station in New Orleans over Britney Spears.

“I said she looked ugly on the air without makeup- she was on my show. She was my guest. She laughed it off and played all nice. But when I got off the air my boss said her record company called and freaked out. He said you better go on the air and apologize or you’re going to be fired. I went back on the air the next day and I apologized to my audience that Britney looks ugly without makeup. I got fired.”

“Who wants to live in a state that smells like piss?” Faith asked, noting that she never wants to dance in New Orleans. Wanklus said, in fact, one was coming up.