Porn Valley- Carmen Luvana on her once a month KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com this week talked about Adam & Eve’s promotion, “Reality-X: The Search for Adam & Eve”

The series, hosted by Luvana, features men and women from all over the country vying for an exclusive contract with Adam & Eve Productions. Including an exclusive contract worth up to $250,000, 16 contestants are going to Hedonism III in Jamaica to compete in the semi-finals and finals to decide who will become the winners.

The trip to Jamaica is scheduled for next week, Luvana said, noting that from what her co-host for the evening, Dee, was telling her, it was going to be a party. Dee said Luvana was going to have so much fun in Jamaica that she wouldn’t want to go home. Dee suggested that Luvana get up in the morning, get drunk, go to the beach and lay out. “And you will be so happy.” Luvana could see herself tanning naked with no phones. Dee explained that the hotel Luvana would be staying out was half nude and full nude, depending what part she was staying in.

“There’s a naked beach and a naked pool and in the back there’s this little hiding place where everyone hangs out naked,” said Dee. “In the main part of the hotel pretty much everyone is topless.” Luvana said she’s never been to Jamaica, noting that everything was being paid for. “You can get drunk 24/7 and you don’t have to pay a dime for it,” she said.

“I’m going to get so fucked up in Jamaica,” added Luvana noting that one drink usually puts her away. “It’s going to be ridiculous.” Dee recommended that Luvana order a certain Jamaican martini. Luvana wondered whether there was weed in it. Dee said she’d also get plenty of that as well. “There’s weed everywhere.” Dee was also talking about Luvana getting a jerk burger. Luvana said she could picture having cum in your hamburger.

Luvana said she would be seeing people fuck 24/7 because it was the finals of the Adam & Eve contest. “I’m going to be watching 16 people fuck day and night and just judge them to see who’s better.” Luvana imagined that this being a swingers’ resort, the event was going to be a matter of musical room numbers. “You want the girl, you can have the girl. You want the guy you can have the guy.”

Dee said you don’t even have to worry about room numbers that you can fuck anywhere. “As long as you’re not outright blatant about it. But you have jungle patches- things like that where you can just go and make out.”

Luvana said people are always asking her about her fantasy. “It’s always my thing to fuck in a pool or fuck on a beach,” she said. Dee told her she’ll get it. “Hedo III has this mixture of good looking couples,” Dee told her, when Luvana expressed concern that she might wind up meeting a bunch of raggedy people. Luvana said she was leaving Saturday and couldn’t wait. Luvana pretty much indicated that she was going to let her hair down and be crazy. Dee said Jamaica was like Las Vegas. “Whatever happens there pretty much stays there,” said Dee telling Luvana that she’s going to see a different side of people she knew.

To that Luvana said she got a call from one of the producers for Adam & Eve already hinting at some tomfoolery. Dee said she went twice there with Playboy and that Playboy was very on the up and up. “But things happen.” Luvana noted that she was going to be the only porn star there. “They think I’m going to be doing freakin’ gangbangs there.” Luvana said the only way that’s going to happen is if she likes you. Dee predicted that there will be attempts to ply her with liquor.

Luvana said the thing is when she gets drunk, she really does dumb shit. “I cannot be drunk.” Dee suspected that if she and Luvana were together there, they’d be tearing the resort up. Especially smoking weed and playing naked on the beach, Dee added.

“Right now all the judges that are going to be judging this are nobodies,” said Luvana. “They’re just getting a paid trip to Jamaica just because they’re judges.” When Dee explained the laissez faire attitude in Hedo III, Luvana said it was probably a good thing they weren’t going together or else they’d be coming back true lesbians. “Okay people we’re going to announce something- we got married, we’re a couple.”

Asked how the contest was going so far, Luvana said great. “We’ve got the funniest people casting for this.” Luvana told a story about the audition in Vegas. “This black guy with a really nice body, good looking guy, too, but knowing myself he comes in, you know what? I’m here. I’m going to win this contest. Tell everybody to get the fuck out because I’m winning. I’m the shit. I’m looking at him, like, make sure you think about what you’re saying before you really say what you are.” Luvana said the guy kept telling her he was going to win. “Wow you’re that confident? He’s, yeah, I got what it takes. Really? Pull your pants down and get hard for me right now.” Luvana said you come in bragging you better be able to back it up. Luvana said she hates an attitude like that.

Luvana said besides Vegas, they also went to New York, Tampa and Miami. She said the best place was Tampa. “There’s a whole lot of swingers- beautiful couples.” All told, Luvana said the contest has gathered 16 beautiful finalists. There’s Asian, there’s black, there’s white. We have a mixture of everything.”

Asked for one of the funniest moments, Luvana said it was the first guy at the casting call. “I made him feel like shit but he made me laugh so much the entire time. I could not stop. Hopefully the people that edit it are that good because there’s so much funny shit in this. I have to leave it. It was just great. We had a lot of great people.” Luvana said she also has a thing for Asian chicks thinking that they’re the most sexual things on the planet.

“They’re a mystery,” Dee agreed. Luvana said there was this Asian girl in Tampa, and knowing that the judges had to make a decision, Luvana thought she was the cutest Asian girl she had ever seen with a little face and “sad poopy-eyes face”.

“She was just amazingly great.” Luvana said, fuck all the judges, this girl was going to Jamaica. “I made the decision- that’s how hot this girl is. But she didn’t have a huge personality. She seems like a person who will go for anything and will do it all and be great at it.” Luvana said the girl, a stripper, know what she was doing as far as making eye contact with the camera. However, said Luvana, the girl had the attitude that she was winning a trip because she was cute and was the shit. “But I don’t like girls when they brag.”