Comic Carrot Top, aka Scott Thompson, was on the Stern show Tuesday morning and wound up talking about his exploits at The Bunny Ranch. But, for some reason, Stern was most freaked out about Carrot Top’s eyebrows. Stern informed Carrot Top that all comedians, particularly Gallagher, hate him. “There are certain comics that aren’t going to dig you, period,” Carrot Top conceded but numbered Jay Leno and George Carlin among his allies.

Stern thought Carrot Top must be worth a bundle, especially from his commercial endorsements, alone. Sounds like some of that endorsement money wound up at The Bunny Ranch. It was noted that Carrot Top’s a frequent habitue. “You actually pay for sex,” Stern noted. Carrot Top stammered. “Is that because all these comedians are bad-mouthing you?” Stern said every time he has girls on from The Bunny Ranch, the first guy they mention is Carrot Top. “I guess there’s no secrecy there.” Carrot Top said he didn’t know about that. “But they do have cameras there,” he said. CT didn’t consider the girls at The Bunny Ranch to be prostitutes. Asked if he was the biggest celebrity there, Carrot Top said, “For the night.” He said there was pictures of a lot of other celebrities on the walls, and he goes there when he plays Lake Tahoe or Reno.

Asked if he’s ever banged Sunset Thomas, Carrot Top answered, “I would like to but Dennis [Hof] is always hanging around.” Carrot Top said he’s comped when he goes there. “Usually- they’re very nice there.” Carrot Top suspected the other comedians will really hate him now that they know he gets comped whores. Carrot Top said he goes just for the excitement of it. “Do you feel bad for the girls that they’re whores and you’re using them?” Stern asked. Carrot Top replied by saying he didn’t think about that and, as often the case, he has two girls.

“You can have as many as you want. That’s the beauty of it.” Stern tried to find out what his ‘thing’ was- oral, anal. Carrot Top didn’t answer. Asked if he spent all night there, CT responded, “You don’t want to sleep there. They offer that to you. They have a room in the back and you can sleep there.” According to one of the girls at The Ranch, said Stern, Carrot Top likes getting vomited on. “I think you’re a freaky, dark guy. There’s something going on. The act is clean but the dark side is the hookers.” Gary butted in by saying that CT’s thing was bukkake. At least from what some of the girls told him.

“So you go into a room, the chicks are naked and you bukkake,” Stern clarified. “So you’re Bukkake Top, not Carrot Top.”