Those wonderful folks who almost brought you Paris

Airing Special Would Be "Inappropriate"

Had Lawyer Retained for Months

Let's Guess: Dennis Hof?

You're good buddy and fellow psycho, Wankus releases Michael Jackson parody.

But Forget Anal, She Sez

Santa Barbara DA throws a dig on MJ's music, "...like the sheriff and I are really into that kind of music"

Gauge, Meet Cytherea

and this is not another Michael Jackson story...despite his appearance, Jacko is still a man [as far as we know]