Porn Valley- It started out as a conversation with Skeeter Kerkove and ended up as a chat with Dillan Lauren.While Wankus was drinking and having a good ol’ time in Salt lake City, Skeeter was partying at his house in Sun Valley with the Black Bros., a beer he says that has an 18% kick in the ass.
“The highest alcohol content there is,” says Skeeter who now wants to become a brother. “This is the Brotherly Love beer.” Skeeter was also noshing on some cream cheese, lox and bagels. I suggested he add some cucumbers, tomatoes and raw onions. When told that, Skeeter says he can’t believed how much he’s missed.
Skeeter starts shooting again next week and was feeling pretty good about that. He’s also feeling pretty good about a thing he claims he’s got going with Dillan Lauren.
“She’s going to have my sixth baby,” says Skeeter. [Lauren claims this is all bullshit.]
“We’ve been discussing this for a year. We even discussed how Bridgette was telling her, you fucked my husband when I was nine months pregnant! She was, like, okay…
Skeeter tells me that Lauren had a video of her confrontation with Ava Vincent which apparently contradicts everything Vincent had told me in an interview www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11343 two months ago. I call Lauren and she’s got a DVD copy of the shoot which was for Family Business. Lauren says the main reason why she never responded to Vincent’s comments in the beginning is that she was waiting for a copy of it to prove conclusively that Vincent was full of shit.
It was shot by Showtime, but Lauren said she got a copy because she’s in it for one. “Then number two for legal reasons because she slandered me all over the Internet,” said Lauren. “It’s hilarious. Everything she said in the article is false. Just about everything. And Venus. What a lying bitch. I’m, like, what were you on that day, honey? Because that’s not how it happened. And mind you. It’s not the burrito we fought over.” Lauren says Vincent threw an energy drink at her which set things off.
“She threw the burrito at me, but I walked off,” contends Lauren. “I walked away at that point. But then she came back and threw an energy drink on me. As far as me harassing her the whole time? Holy shit. It’s so funny. All you hear the whole time is her going you stupid fucking cunt. She’s going, I’ll punch you in the face. By the way, Venus wasn’t present for any of this fight whatsoever. She comes in at the end like with her big blown up head like she’s somebody. She’s like you start shit on every set you’re on. Everybody’s looking at her like she’s a fucking lunatic because she has no idea what she’s talking about.”
So I ask Lauren why Vincent would make contradictory statements when the video wouldn’t support her.
“Maybe she’s a crackhead and doesn’t know the difference,” Lauren suggests. “But this is speculation.”