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I had a somewhat glib chat with Hill Friday afternoon in the Robert Hill offices, www.roberthillreleasing.com. Hill, who shoots in Brazil, has been in town the past six weeks and is going back in September. Asked what he’s been up to, Hill says absolutely nothing. “I stare at the walls for hours on end,” he says dryly. Asked if he was on drugs, Hill said no but that he’d like to be. From Brazil, Hill moves on to Thailand. “Hopefully,” he says. Then Canada completes the shooting junket this year.

Hill just completed a tranny gangbang movie. “It’s a bunch of transsexuals- 30 in all- and we shot it in a club,” says Hill. “It was very difficult if you can imagine. Transsexuals aren’t the easiest people in the world to deal with. It took 14 hours to keep the natives from getting restless. It was difficult. Hill says the key to keeping a tranny happy is paying her. “Every tranny is a prostitute,” he says.

I ask Hill what other kind of drama he deals with in the tranny world.

“Outside of limp cocks and bitching?” Hill laughs. I imagine getting a period and a limp cock at the same time must be the ultimate double whammy. Hill is inclined to agree. “And it’s all your fault- you start shooting a scene and they can’t get their cocks hard, it’s one excuse after another. It’s not an easy situation.”

But in Brazil, says Hill, trannies tend to be prompt. “A lot more so than here because in Brazil they seem to need the money more. Maybe.”

Hill maintains a full time agent who casts his movies. “He’s worked for me for four years,” says Hill. “He scouts these things out.” I ask Hill if there’s like a Jenna Jameson of trannies. Hill said he was shooting Camila de Castro for awhile www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10856.

“Until she threw herself off a building,” notes Hill. “All I know is that I had planned out to, literally, throw Suzanna Holmes off a building. I wanted to film a movie where she was a junkie and at the end of the movie she would throw herself off a building and kill herself. It was going to be a big surprise. We were actually going to kill her. You see, the laws are different in Brazil. It would have been great.”

“Obviously and much more lenient,” I reply.

“But Camila de Castro beat us to it,” says Hill. Excluding de Castro, I ask Hill who’s the big tranny now. “That’s tough to say,” says Hill.

“She was pretty famous. Suzanna Holmes is very popular. I’ve shot her many times. She’s a fuckin’ beast. In all senses. She went to Europe and I guess she got in some fight with other trannies because that’s what she likes to do. Suzanna Holmes is black and like a football player with a donkey dick. She basically goes off to Europe and gets in fights with other trannies. A few weeks later, a transsexual shows back up in a club, allegedly, this is how it goes and throws acid in her face. Now she’s especially beautiful because she holds hair over one eye so that no one can see how the eye is wood. It’s especially hideous. It’s great.”

Hill has been thinking of doing an American tranny movie in an attempt to win an AVN award. Asked what constitutes a good, solid tranny movie, Hill says there’s got to be beatings. “And humiliation,” he adds. “Plus someone dies. I think that stands for a good transsexual movie. The big surprise would be a guy being raped by someone like a Suzanna Holmes. I think that would be a good, solid movie. There’d have to be forced sex of some sort and everybody walks away unhappy.”

Hill says there can be happy endings but tries to do things that will appeal to his fans. I asked Hill if he was thinking about a tranny western.

“I wrote a script,” he says. “It was called Fistful of Dicks. It was a spaghetti she-male western. But it never got made. We couldn’t get the funding.”

Hill says he’s also made a tranny soccer mom movie. “It was called Summer Girls and Some Are Not. It’s a series that I think should be done again.”