Take a look at that pussy which belongs to Darien Ross. It has mystical powers. It has the ability to change links on Chef Jeff’s website, theindustryvoice.com on mere whim.

If that comment needs explanation, follow this. in lieu of Sassy and Gia Jordan, Jeff has been making a concerted effort to bang Ross and was all over her Thursday night at KSEX, inviting her both on the show as a guest and then flexing a little bit of his macho Mexicali green room muscle in order to get into her pants. It looked like he was succeeding as of 9:15 pm. But Jeff, who’s been having trouble as of late scoring from within the ten yard line, got stopped at the goal line not fully realizing the extent of the competition he had in Sean Michaels. Michaels who generally has trouble returning phone calls as it is, however, had no problem getting on the horn with Ross who he’s been trying to woo. Michaels must have called Ross at least five times, according to what Jeff wrote on his site.

In fact, Jeff in his original posting on his website also lashed out at Ross because of her fondness for black cock plus the fact that she considered fucking Michaels a better career move than sharing Kung Pao with the Jeffster. But apparently Ross got wind of Jeff’s diatribe, called him Friday upset, and Jeff backed off considerably, altering his web comments to innocuous dribble about a Chinese restaurant. It’s reported that Jeff, who already has one broken car window, felt he didn’t need a matching pair and so took the path of least resistance. Now comes the kicker. Jeff asked Ross what she was up to. She said she was cooking food. Jeff replied that he didn’t know the hotel she was staying at had a kitchen. Ross said she wasn’t at the hotel anymore. Jeff asked where she was staying. Ross said she was staying with Kevin Rubio.

I certainly wish all this shit had gone on prior to interviewing Ross last night. Now there would have been an interview. Be that as it may, here’s the chat we had with her.

Gene: You have very hot body language. I couldn’t help but noticing that during your interview.

Ross: Thank you.

Gene: You were practically crawling out of your skin. Has that ever been brought to your attention before?

Ross: Recently somebody brought it to my attention that they like the way I walk.

Gene: You do good sit, too. Do you have a website.

Ross: I do own a website but it’s currently under construction.

Gene: How long have you been in the business?

Ross: I started dancing at 19 and then I did magazines in my early twenties. I just started doing porn about a year ago.

Gene: Why didn’t you try earlier.

Ross: I just reached that point in my life, my thirties, and I wake up with sex on my brain. What better way to experience my sexual peak than having sex with good-looking men.

Gene: Did something just trigger in your brain and you became a sex maniac overnight?

Ross: I don’t think I really noticed it at first. But I think it was just one morning when I woke up with sex on the brain. I didn’t realize it at first but within a year I realized I had hit my peak thinking I was never going to get enough.

Gene: So getting into the adult business was kind of your way of exploring this.

Ross: Yes. Pretty much. I’m single and in my thirties. I don’t want to sit at home alone.

Gene: And you’ve been shooting videos this past year.

Ross: I started with some softcore stuff then went to guy-girl. My first hardcore shoot was with Fabio- not the butter guy. He was just exploding on the scene when I did my first video with him.

Gene: What was the scene like.

Ross: I knew him a little bit. We worked for a company together back in Chicago. That made things a lot easier. But, yeah, I was kind of nervous. I didn’t think I did a good job. You know you’re always your toughest critic. At the end of the day I was upset thinking that nobody was going to buy it. Then, when I actually saw the video I was kind of surprised with myself. I was, like, wow, I did that.

Gene: What are your sexual turn-ons?

Ross: I love to give head. And I like big dicks. I like it deep.

Gene: Sounds like your speaking from the well of experience.

Ross: LOL. I know what I like.

Gene: When as the first time you had sex.

Ross: I was a late bloomer.

Gene: How late and when did you bloom.

Ross: I was almost 17. Actually I had boyfriend I had been with for a long time. He was a really nice guy. He knew I was a virgin and when we’d make out and get right to that point, I’d stop him. Finally one day I just decided. Sometimes you just get in the mood, let’s just do it. He waited so long for me to give the go ahead that he said, are you sure? Are you really sure? I went for it and orgasmed the first time. I think that’s because we spent so much time working to get up to that point. We had done so much heavy kissing and petting before that. I think that made the difference. I was with him about a year.

Gene: You do girls?

Ross: I love women. My first time I was a little older, like 21. I had been dancing already for a couple of years. I watched the other girls dance sort of realizing that it was a turn-on. It just kind of went from there.

Gene: The fact that it came late, did these feelings shock you?

Ross: I was very shocked. I didn’t know if it was bad or what to make of it. Then one day I tried it and decided it’s okay, there’s nothing wrong with me. It didn’t mean I had to do it all the time. It was with a girl I danced with, actually. She chased me a lot. I was always scared of her and then finally I just gave in. There was a point I decided to try it and I knew she’d be willing.

Gene: What were you like growing up.

Ross: I was crazy. I was a handful for my parents, very out going. I know what I want and I tend to try and get my way.

Gene: I think I heard you say in your KSEX interview that you’re a Virgo.

Ross: Yes I am.

Gene: Which means that you like to clean.

Ross: LOL. I’m very organized, We don’t like anything out of place. Everything has a place. If somebody comes over and moves this I’m right behind them moving it back! It’s a rough life for my kid.

Gene: A memorable place you had sex.

Ross: In the water, in broad daylight in the Bahamas at a beach full of people. We were in the shallow water but no one was paying attention to us. He had the elastic waist suit on and I just kind of slid mine over the side. I just kind of threw my legs around his waist. That was pretty intense. And I’ve also done it on horseback.

Gene: On horseback? Paint me a picture.

Ross: You sit on a horse facing forward, normal in the saddle. I face the other way sitting on top of you. And the horse did most of the work.

Gene: You might want to rephrase that.

Ross: LOL. The horse was moving and doing the bouncing for you! Then driving down the highway.

Gene: You straddling the guy.

Ross: We both came.

Gene: Same guy as the horse.

Ross: No, a different guy.

Gene: In this instance the car does most of the work.

Ross: No, I had to do a lot of the work!

Gene: How about those speed bumps?

Ross: Maybe, but I had to do a lot of the work. We didn’t even have to pull over.

Gene: Have an instance where you got busted by the cops?

Ross: Actually, yes. Right outside of O’Hare. If you drive down Irving Park Road in Chicago it goes right past where the planes fly over. And the planes literally fly right over your car. It’s really a cool sight. People sit there watching the planes. Then the cops come and tell us to move. People do it all the time. So we parked one night there watching planes and having sex. Of course the cop came and knocked on the window. He told us to move along. We didn’t get arrested or anything. He was really cool.

Gene: I like it when the cops knock on your door, your naked and they’re telling you to get out of the car.

Ross: But he just told us to put on our clothes and move along.

Gene: What made you decide to get into the sex industry.

Ross: This is a funny story. I had a dream before I ever stripped. I had a dream that I was on stage stripping. I was in front of these people and I kick my leg up and I fall down, get all embarrassed and wake up. I just thought it was the weirdest thing. I had to call my friend up and tell her all about this dream. I totally forgot about the dream then about a year later, the first time I ever stripped on a stage, I’m having total deja vu. The whole dream is happening right in front of my eyes. I fell and everything. And then I started doing magazines and liked seeing myself naked in full glossy colors. Never thought in a million years this is what I’d do. But I think I’ve always been kind of a tease. Always, since high school. I’d like to dress sexy.

Gene: Do you do anal?

Ross: No! I tried it, I’ve actually come from it but it’s not my preferred way to have an orgasm. I don’t prefer it. I can come quick. I don’t need anal. With vaginal sex I can keep going and going and going. With anal I only came once.

Gene: How about professionally if you were asked?

Ross: No. I don’t want to do anything professionally that I wouldn’t do in my personal life. My whole agenda for being here is for my personal life. I just want to be true to myself.

Gene: How do you like the business so far.

Ross: It’s been a blast. I’ve had a good time.