Porn Valley- Cindy Crawford got through the first day of her directorial debut totally unscathed. There were no dramas, no hissy-fits, no weird cloud formations in the sky or freak electrical storms. No siree. Those were on the east coast and knocked out the Adultfyi.com servers for several hours. But Cindy made it through her day brilliantly bolstered by a great anal scene which she served up with John West in the morning; an awards competitive D.P. with Sophia, Marco and Alex Sanders by midday; and for the nitecap, Cindy got Lauren Phoenix, Tory Lane, Nadia Nyce and Sammi Rhodes enmeshed in a blistering stairway anal probe that summoned the ghost of Bruce Seven.
PM Jason Silver tells Crawford there’s a rule about shooting a group of women: “Hit the first one hard in the head and the rest will listen.” Silver asks Crawford how fellow JKP contract girl Jenna Haze was to work with. More importantly, Silver asks if Haze ever fucked Bob Friedland. Crawford makes those eyes as if to say, you didn’t hear it from me. Crawford’s also saying how she should have been a guy the way she likes big tits.
Then I hear this story about Sophia who’s as cute as they come but can make her ass practically sing show tunes. Sophia moved out here from Arizona and photog Todd Todd meets her in a club one night and figures, yeah, this’ll work. Todd’s then approached by some guy named Leo who tells him, “Hey, dude, if you’re with the blond, don’t kiss her. She just sucked my dick in the bathroom.” Sophia hears this story being told and goes, “Great, now all my drunk stories are going to be on the Internet tomorrow.” During a break in the D.P, scene, Sanders, who just gave Sophia a good dose of backwoods fucking, grabs Crawford and starts banging her on the sofa.
“I’m fluffing,” Crawford explains, laughing.
“Perverts like that should be directing movies like this,” states Sanders. “Now I can fuck a director and not feel weird about it.” Sanders also wants to suck Crawford’s ass but Todd Todd warns that Crawford’s ass is still dripping cum from her scene.
“I’m clean, shithead,” Crawford informs Todd.
Earlier, Nadia Nyce is posing for pretty girls and beckons me to grab her ass.
“Once you feel it, you won’t forget it,” she proclaims. I felt it, and I’m already having flashbacks.
Nyce, like Crawford, has been in the business about three years. “I could never watch porn, but I knew I was sexy,” Nadia states. Nyce thought it was disgusting that her boyfriend would watch porn, but she, herself, wouldn’t think twice about masturbating in front of an open window.
“I’m one of those women who have small tits and a big ass,” she continues. “That’s the way God made me.” Crawford’s saying all that’s missing from her life are tits, as well.
“I get off by having people watch me,” Nyce goes on to say. “I fuck for the fans.” Apparently her boyfriend had a similar idea. He traveled to Russia and wound up marrying a Russian girl, neglecting to tell Nyce about it. Nyce found out when his friend sent her some pictures of the Russian girl’s gaping asshole.
Lest you think Crawford’s was some bimbo vanity project, think again. Crawford ran an organized, tight ship- had a clear idea of what she was going for; and by the shape of things looks like she might be the go-to-gal in the Torrid lineup of lady directors.
“Nerve-wracking,” Crawford says to describe her first day. Unless there’s a change in game plan, the title of the project is Torrid’s House of Anal. Defiance/Torrid boss Keith O’Connor is telling Crawford the most important part of the shoot is lunch. But O’Connor seems to be saying this loud enough for my benefit, while Todd Todd, alias Capt. Rimlight, finds a documentary in stills of my eating habits imperative to do. I’ll get near a celery stalk or a Taco and Todd will be putting a digital camera in my face. Director Vince Voss has dubbed Todd Capt. Rimlight because Todd employs a flash that has your retina witnessing multi-colored Cheerios for days.
For video, Crawford’s using Francois who’s shooting mainly for Wicked Pictures. Crawford’s thinking about what to do for the first scene. Originally she had Cheyne Collins booked along with West but since Collins can’t make it due to illness, Crawford elects to do an all-anal scene- the first one she’s ever done, according to her. West is also running late because his right shoulder walked into an air conditioner and West has the gash to prove it.
“If you’re jerking off to a movie called House of Anal, wouldn’t you expect all-anal?” she asks. West says something about him and Crawford working together at least once a month. Or so it seems so. As the camera rolls, Cindy mass distributes her mouth and tongue around West’s cock. Off camera, West mentions that he’s marrying Cleopatra of the Nile. Not that it has anything to do with West’s pending nuptials, but Crawford wishes that she could gape more often.
“My asshole just snaps shut,” she says sadly. Crawford’s telling Francois that she wants him to “tranny” into a shot.
“Tranny?” he asks puzzled.
“I don’t know director lingo,” Cindy answers.