It’s with profound sadness that we note the passing of screen legend Elizabeth Taylor this week.

Not the Michael Jackson years Liz. Not the woman who almost married Verne Troyer in Mexico as a practical joke, but the breathtaking Liz. The Liz we beat off to in Butterfield 8.

How we wanted to remove those black pumps and play with her arches and toe crack. How we wanted to tear that white bath towel off in that famous white bath towel scene and have unlawful carnal knowledge of her buttocks. How we wanted to scampishly pinch her areolas. But you get the picture.

This weekend we honor her at www.adultcybermart.com/CBOWPast.html