Gays, straights and wife-swappers got dressed in a flesh, uh, flash and made for the exits when Suffolk cops raided a North Bay Shore pleasure palace.
Three table dancers and a manager were arrested after all the G-strings were sorted out. Among some of the no-holds-barred activities allegedly taking place at Fantasy Video, located in a warehouse on North Fehr Way, were:

* In the “Male Room,” lonely men were getting very friendly with each other, police said.

* In another area, several female dancers were on a stage – some fully naked.

* Lap dancers were letting guys know that for additional cash beyond the $20 dance, they would segue from hoofer to hooker in a heartbeat.

* Upstairs in the “Swingers Room,” numerous couples were “engaged in sex acts with several partners.”

* And worst of all, the floor of the porn-video booths were “littered with used condoms.”

When a team of 17 cops showed up at 11:30 p.m. Saturday with the cuffs – all in the name of the law, of course – the dozen or so swingers upstairs were having an orgy, law-enforcement officials said.

“They were shocked and dismayed,” said an officer who took part in the raid. “They got dressed and got lost. No arrest were made with the patrons.”

Busted, however, were dancers Tyjuana Wilson, 30, of Hempstead; Mabel Moreta, 23, of The Bronx; and Passion Jones, 29, of White Plains, all charged with prostitution after propositioning undercover cops.

Manager Charles Greco, 41, of Shirley, was charged with criminal mischief.

Police ordered the building closed. And town officials cited Fantasy Video with lack of proper smoke detectors and sprinklers, padlocked fire doors and exposed wiring.

The club was slapped with eight summonses.