Porn Valley- Cytherea paid a visit to The Wanker Show Friday night and Wankus in making the introductions said he was partially responsible for her being in the business.

“She’s completely got a new look I haven’t seen before- she looks fantastic,” Wankus added. Cytherea noted that she cut her hair off.

“And you didn’t go to some shitty place or do it yourself,” added Wankus. “Lesson to Cindy Crawford.”

Cytherea explained that her hair was dead from dyeing it.

“You’re up, you’re awake, you’re coherent,” Wankus observed. “I know that sounds like an insult but there’s many times when you were on this very couch…” Co-host Tyler Faith added the expected “where am I?” to that unfinished sentence. Wankus then alluded to an off-the-air conversation he had with Cytherea in which she told him she was doing good.

“And I gained some weight,” she added. “I’m in the gym now.” Wankus mentioned the fact that Cytherea and Brian had a falling out and if there was anything she didn’t want to talk about, she was free to do so. Cytherea exercised that option on a couple of occasions which left Wankus basically interviewing a press release.

“I was reading on the message board and some of the websites that Cytherea’s only coming on KSEX under certain conditions, that she can’t talk about this and she can’t talk about that.” That part was true enough.

“You’re just moving on and had enough,” said Wankus.

“I don’t know- I don’t really want to talk about that,” she said. One rumor is that Cytherea’s currently living with Peter Warren of AVN but that subject wasn’t broached.

“You’re shooting again,” mentioned Wankus.

“I’m actually shooting all next week- my schedule’s filled and working almost every day next week,” Cytherea answered. “I’m going to be traveling to Canada soon and I’m going to do a feature dance there.

“I’m doing good there,” she added. Wankus mentioned the fact that Cytherea had been dabbling with the idea of dancing, trying it out, but that it wasn’t really her thing.

“With your name you can make some bank on the road,” he said. Cytherea said she was going to take some dance classes.

“You’re not using Nakita Kash are you?” he asked her. “She is actually very good on the pole.” To which Cytherea said she rocks on the pole which isn’t her problem.

“My problem is the floor,” she said. “I’ve been out of the game so long I don’t know how to do it any more.” Wankus suggested that if Cytherea were a dermatologist he could trade with Kash.

“That’s a whole other story,” he quipped.

“Actually all she [Kash] needs is a sand blaster,” added Faith. Wankus also made note that Cytherea in a conversation said she wanted to apologize to the fans.

“Apologize to the fans?” Cytherea asked. She made mention of the fact that she was basically missing in action, dropped off the charts and had some personal issues.

“When you had your own show here,” Wankus continued, “one of the things you said one day is that you’re not into the drugs any more. I’m taking a break. I’m sick of it. Whatever it was.”

Cytherea conceded that she was off drugs for awhile but got back into them.

Asked what kind of stuff she was doing, Cytherea said she didn’t want to get into that, as well.

“When you started was it more for fun or to keep the weight down?” he then asked her, trying another angle.

“It was for sexual reasons,” she replied, noting that it made her horny.

“You’re not the fun, horny girl you used to be?” Wankus wondered.

“I still am,” replied Cytherea, essentially saying she liked the vibe drugs gave her.

“I started on weekends and when that weekend started into Monday’s and Tuesdays, it got to where we were buying them just to do it. Then it started where I really needed to look at it and make a change.” Cytherea said she stopped because her career meant a lot to her. Wankus acknowledged that he’s both friends of her and Brian’s and was concerned. Cytherea said she was in love with Brian, too.

“After four years of being with somebody, I love him,” she said.

“What was Brian’s role in the relationship?” Wankus asked. “Did he bring money in, was he using your money?”

“I don’t want to talk about that,” she answered.

Cytherea did mention that she just shot with Joey Silvera.

“He was absolutely impressed with me and he loved it,” she said. “I shot this really hot blowjob with a solo masturbation. And I squirted on him. It was hot.” Wankus informed members of his audience who might be sleeping under a rock that Cytherea’s the “squirter of all squirters.”

“Hands down, no one squirts like Cytherea,” he said. “There’s no one else. I’m not dissing anybody that pretends to squirt even though they piss…Flower.”

“And she [Cytherea] has no cottage cheese on the back of her legs, either,” added Faith. “I’m not saying that other people do. I wasn’t saying anyone else does.” Wankus wanted to thank Faith for clarifying that comment.

“And she doesn’t put out shit nuggets when she does squirt,” Wankus added.

“I’ve come to the point where I don’t care if it’s real or not,” Wankus continued. “That’s been the argument for years. Is it piss? Is it squirt? Whether you believe it or not, it doesn’t matter. The point is, is when you squirt it’s like someone’s opened a fire hydrant and drenched the whole room.” Faith said she has a clip and it looks like someone’s put a fire hydrant underneath Cytherea.

“What you do with your pussy is amazing,” added Wankus. Cytherea said she really didn’t give a fuck what people are saying.

“The I have two different kind of pisses then- because I piss more differently in the toilet and I fuckin’ piss differently when I’m fucking. Because that is different. That’s different for goddamn sure.”

Wankus kept commending Cytherea’s hairstyle, noting that whoever did it, did a great job with the coloring. Cytherea said she found the place just from driving around and that it was near a great sushi place.

“I’m starting to get into sushi,” she added. “And I got such a good price on it the hair styling], too.” Playing The Price is Right, Faith guessed that she probably paid somewhere around $200 to have a color and cut. Cytherea said it was $170.

“I got my balls waxed for about $60- it was good,” added Wankus.

Cytherea then mentioned that on the 15th of the month she had a shoot to do for Robert Lombard. Wankus wondered what softcore movie that was because Faith was booked around that time. Cytherea didn’t know, stating that Harry Weiss set up the details. Wankus was curious if Weiss was at the Sizzler buffet while Cytherea was on the show.

“Does his ankles still look like Hillary Clinton’s?” he asked. “You can’t miss him when he walks through the door- it looks like a redwood forest walking at ya.” Cytherea hastened to remind Wankus that he owes Weiss an agency fee for the time she appeared in Thar She Blows.

“I will never, ever pay Harry an agency fee for one of my good friends who I booked without his help,” Wankus stated, adding that he’d be willing to give Weiss a gift certificate for a buffet, however.

Wankus felt that Cytherea’s scene in Thar She Blows was great and again commented Cytherea was looking great, body-wise. Cytherea showed him her ass.

“I’m very proud of my ass,” she said. “I’m trying to work it out so it gets nice and firm. It was really gross.” Wankus mentioned that of all the scenes in Thar She Blows, Cytherea’s took the longest time to shoot.

“It took you four hours just to get you on the set,” Wankus said. “We laughed our asses off, but after two hours it was like getting ridiculous.” Wankus asked Cytherea if she flipped Flexxx some E. According to Wankus, Flexxx was acting like he was in some kind of dopey delirium on the set. Cytherea muttered something about E being put in somebody’s drink but she didn’t take part in it.

“Paul,” she said.

“Paul?” Wankus asked.

“Paul, our old roommate from way back when,” she replied.

“Paul the Dolphin’s fan that everybody thought was gay?” said Wankus wondering if Cytherea hooked Paul up with Julian. Cytherea said Paul was on E and it was the first time she ever saw someone angry on it and suspected that was because he was told he got slipped some.