Porn Valley- Davia Ardell’s back in the business and has been shooting scenes for about a week. Ardell was working for Tom Zupko and Hustler, Tuesday afternoon, and told me this is her third scene since coming back into the business. Ardell left the industry at the time of the Marc Wallice HIV crisis and is only returning now, she tells me, because she’s feature dancing and needs new movies and new boxcovers in her promotion.

I spoke to Ardell at Sascha’s studio where Ardell was going to be working with Sascha. Ardell’s scene had to be moved up because Nic Sparks, husband of Brandie May, was having wood problems. Sparks took a Viagra, but the only urge he got was to piss. Sparks kept stopping the scene, repeatedly, to go to the bathroom, but Sparks apparently couldn’t deliver there, either. Zupko is telling Brandie to help her husband piss- but let’s get rolling with the scene.

“What am I supposed to do, hold it for him?” May asks Zupko in a tone that slightly resembles sarcasm. When it was suggested that May pitch in during the scene and work to make Sparks hard, she commented, “Don’t tell me how to do my man.”

And May, who was celebrating her 19th birthday, then told Zupko under no circumstances would she even consider bringing another guy in when it became apparent that Sparks was doing an impression of Ric Shameless from Taylor Rain’s shoot last Friday. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=11285. Shameless also took Viagra and nothing worked.

May and Sparks work with other partners but only with one another, anally. By May’s refusal to consider another male performer to do an anal scene with her, Zupko is left with very limited options at this point. But Sparks, wearing a black page boy wig and Speedos, is swearing that he can do this scene. And May begins telling Zupko a story about how Sparks evidently mixed Cialis and Viagra and this is probably what’s causing the problems that if given the chance to wear out of his system, Sparks is good to go. Zupko decides this is his best bet at the moment.

Before the drama unfolds, Zupko was elated by May’s appearance, laughing about how he was leasing her ass for the next two hours. May is telling Zupko doing the pretty girls that she wants to be on this boxcover. “You better make that shot look perfect,” she tells Glen the photographer. Glen suggests that May then give him some attitude, and that she did.

“I probably got the most personality of any girl in this business,” May also ventured to say. Noting that she was rather “opinionated,” Zupko suggested that May let her ass to do the talking from here on end.

Sparks get into costume and with the page boy wig on, Zupko thinks he looks like Moe from the Three Stooges. May is talking about a scene that she did recently where she had to fuck on a desk top and bruised her tail bone to the extent where she couldn’t work for two weeks. Zupko tells May, surprise, surprise, well now you get to fuck Moe from The Three Stooges.

With May’s cocky attitude playing all over the screen, Zupko thinks it would make for an interesting twist if Sparks comes into frame giving her a couple of swipes with an S&M whip on her ass. May begins grousing that it hurts and flashes Zupko a payback-is-a-bitch look.

“Glen makes me happy- you make me mad,” she tells Zupko. Zupko says this is the story of his life, that everyone tells him that.

Nicki Hunter also stopped by the studio because she’ll be directing a movie there Thursday. Hunter, dropping her jeans and flashing her ass, tells me that the new Xotic Studios may be opening within two weeks. The new location, according to Hunter, is across from the courthouse in Van Nuys. I tell Hunter this is pretty convenient- that you can shoot and meet your court date in the same city block. Hunter told me a little more about the drama involving the old Xotic Studios location which was adjacent to an indoor batting cage. Apparently the owner of that property lost custody of his kids in a divorce case and the fact that he was renting out to porn was used against him.