Porn News

DCypher Helming LukeFord.com

> DCypher writes on www.lukeford.com: Today seemed like as good a day as any to return to the world of porn gossip. Having fought my impulse to pummel every last breath out of the real Luke Ford on several occasions over the last few years, I find a delightfully strange irony that my return would come on the site he built. Life is funny like that I guess. Perhaps I will devote my time on this site to following him with a camera and speculating on who he is dating.

Yeah, then again, prolly not.

I haven’t decided yet if I will disclose the bet that my brother Keith lost that led to me writing here. Only time will tell. Keith’s got some pretty good dirt on me so that may just keep him covered. Plus last time we got in a fight mom refused to speak to either of us until we made up…which made the holidays way too complicated. Let’s just say it’s pretty embarrassing and it may or may not have to do with Editor in Chief “hot as a hostage” Taylor Rain. I’ve already said too much!

I swore I was going to go on a long winded rant about something or other but it’s Monday and I was up late with Cassidy and Jessica Jaymes plotting to take over the world and watching Beerfest. That movie is fucking priceless!

More to come…I promise…

440 Views

Related Posts

Creepy Paul Mulholland, Fake Journalist, Stalker

Paul Mulholland presents himself as a savior of vulnerable women, a self-proclaimed advocate exposing the “dark underbelly” of the adult industry.

Rachel Steele Brings Back ‘Breakfast’ Series in New Clip

Rachel Steele and her company, Red MILF Productions, have released a clip titled “Breakfast Fuck 3.” 23 Views

Casey Calvert to Host Open Casting Call for New Girlsway Feature

Girlsway has launched an open virtual casting call for its new lesbian feature, “Straight Girls.” 16 Views

Puma Swede Leads Latest Release From SinnersVaultVR

Puma Swede stars in the latest release from SinnersVaultVR, titled “Language Lessons.” 17 Views

Kendra Kox, Rose D. Kush, Daisy Lavish Lead Latest From Red Bottom Productions

Kendra Kox, Rose D. Kush, Daisy Lavish, Dante Diggz, and UNK star in the latest release from Red Bottom Productions, titled “Last Night in Las Vegas.” 13 Views

Amanda Panda Stars in New Gangbang Release From Xxxotik Angelz

Amanda Panda stars in the latest release from xXxotik Angelz, titled “1 Is Never Enough.” 15 Views

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *