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DCypher Helming LukeFord.com

> DCypher writes on www.lukeford.com: Today seemed like as good a day as any to return to the world of porn gossip. Having fought my impulse to pummel every last breath out of the real Luke Ford on several occasions over the last few years, I find a delightfully strange irony that my return would come on the site he built. Life is funny like that I guess. Perhaps I will devote my time on this site to following him with a camera and speculating on who he is dating.

Yeah, then again, prolly not.

I haven’t decided yet if I will disclose the bet that my brother Keith lost that led to me writing here. Only time will tell. Keith’s got some pretty good dirt on me so that may just keep him covered. Plus last time we got in a fight mom refused to speak to either of us until we made up…which made the holidays way too complicated. Let’s just say it’s pretty embarrassing and it may or may not have to do with Editor in Chief “hot as a hostage” Taylor Rain. I’ve already said too much!

I swore I was going to go on a long winded rant about something or other but it’s Monday and I was up late with Cassidy and Jessica Jaymes plotting to take over the world and watching Beerfest. That movie is fucking priceless!

More to come…I promise…

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