Porn Valley- Suckola week both for the Democrats and the Dallas Cowboys. Figuring the Demos a long shot at best on election night with no prospects of a political cliffhanger I saddled up with one of the great porn films of all time, Debbie Does Dallas from Arrow Productions, www.deepthroat.com.
Debbie’s a film I hadn’t seen since Dallas first won a Super Bowl under Tom Landry. And age, dare I say, has been a lot kinder to Debbie [the adorable Bambi Woods] and her gang than the present reincarnation of the Cowboys. Which aren’t the Dallas team of the title, though the mistake could easily be made and is certainly encouraged.
Aside from the trademark obviousness of Debbie’s ass accentuating blue & white cheerleading accessories, what strikes you immediately about this production is its broad similarities to an earlier mainstream T & A flick called The Cheerleaders, a film that certainly set some standards of its own as far as the Kleenex concession at the local Drive-Ins.
But Debbie goes lengths better with perky blowjobs, smarmy older man-young girl seduction situations, loads of up the naked ass camera work and an epic nude shower sequence that predates the one witnessed in the Phoebe Cates classic, Private School for Girls.
Debbie, whose resemblance is startling to contemporary porn’s Katie Morgan, has earned a tryout to the big leagues. But, sadly, as a high school girl she doesn’t have the requisite funds to make the trip to Texas. Which, as any woman of ingenuity knows, is never a problem as long as you’re willing to make some moral concessions and look the other way. The men certainly are willing, and the pizzazz element in this moral quandary is lent in one of those great moments of cinematic sexual tension when Mr. Greenfield [R. Bolla] at the sporting good store is willing to up the traveling expenses ante from an original $10 to see Debbie’s tits to much more if she’d be willing to go a lot further. [Theirs is one of the classic sex scenes of all time, by the way.]
When Debbie explains the obvious remedy to her cheerleading group, they all decide to make the trip along with her and set out to raise money the old fashioned way- by ploy and seduction. In a scene that surprisingly remains intact, one hairy Ron Jeremy clone who’s about to share the ball girl with his tennis buddy, remarks about all the 15 year-old girls they’re surrounded with. Whoa.
Keep that thought in mind especially when the seedy looking Mr. Bradley [David Suton], one of the parents, offers two girls who’ve just gotten soaked to the skin from washing his car, $25 if they’d let him kiss them all over. Which somehow translates to him creaming on their young, nubile butt cheeks after a rousing threeway that doesn’t involve smooching.
Another of the girls [Misty Winter] in Debbie’s troupe lands a job at a candle shop- the surroundings of which inspire her to masturbate quite energetically with the phallic-shaped product. Caught in the act, she’s bribed into another threeway with the shop’s owner [Eric Edwards] and his wife [Robin Byrd]. And what shady high school dealings would be complete without the comeuppance of a teacher-student meeting?
Mr. Biddle [Jake Teague] feels the urgency to get to the bottom of Donna’s [Merril Townsend] cocksucking activities between the library book stalls. While Donna’s boyfriend, by the way, is an almost unrecognizable Herschel Savage who’s gone on to play the Mr. Biddle character in more recent teen porn flicks. But where most of those features leave you with a sense of third and long yardage, Debbie Does Dallas throws the bomb time and again and scores at will.