Porn Valley- On KSEX Monday night, Taylor Wane reported that her guest from the week before- Carson, a big titted blond was going to guest on Jimmy Kimmel. Co-host Dick Nasty wondered how the hell that was happening and Wane wondered as much herself.

Wane mentioned that Carson was starring in a movie for Wane called Interactive Interracial. Nasty said he didn’t want to bring the conversation down but usually when a porn girl gets on national TV there’s generally an attempt to make fun of and belittle them. Wane also reported that it was Nasty’s birthday Tuesday. “When you’re as old as you, every birthday should be an opportunity to celebrate,” Wane told Nasty who will be 49.

Wane said she tried to coax a number of women including Paris Hilton into dancing for Nasty but no soap. It was Wane’s suspicion that she’d have to have a seance. “Maybe I could bring somebody back from the dead to dance for you.” Despite a Marilyn Monroe video bit, the closest Wane came for real was Blue Iris. Nasty mentioned something about dyeing his hair. “It’s going gray; I have to dye it back to blond.”