Dita Von Teese is causing so many heart palpitations inside the Paris strip club “Crazy Horse” that she’s been invited back again for another string of sell-out shows at the end of the month. But the one person the burlesque beauty would love to come and see her take it all off isn’t allowed. …

“The Crazy Horse is so historical and sophisticated, it really gets me thinking about how times have changed – there [are] hundreds and hundreds of names on the wall of people who have been there. John F. Kennedy was there while he was in Office, I mean this is an all-nude cabaret,” Teese told Tarts at a recent party. “What U.S. President now could walk into that? It is a strange time. I just met the First Lady and the President of France and they wished they could come to my show but can’t while they have this job. It’s such a shame, there was once a different time when stripping and burlesque wasn’t considered scandalous.”

Speaking of scandal, it seems Teese has come out of her 2007 divorce with rocker Marilyn Manson relatively unscathed and is very much enjoying the (many) men that she is now surrounded by.

“I still believe in good old-fashioned sexual chemistry, nothing beats that,” she added. “I have men in my life that have great wit and I love to talk too and then plenty of others I just … like looking at.”

So for those who wouldn’t mind learning the sexy secrets of one of the world’s highest-paid glam girls (in Europe she reportedly earns around $160,000 a night), sit tight.

“I’m working on my next book,” said Teese, whose first publication “Burlesque and the Art of Teese” became an international best-seller. “It’s a “How-To” step-by-step guide, I don’t use a stylist or hair and makeup people so I’m writing a book about how I do it and the rules of glamour, and how to break the rules. It’s probably more the anti-rule book of beauty.”