from www.celebrities.ninemsn.com.au – Every now and then we get a headline that says it all.

Just when you thought Kate Moss had put her hardest partying days behind her, she goes and lands herself in the news for getting wasted and causing a scene in a sex shop. Holy tabloid fodder!

After a heavy drinking session with some girlfriends, the supermodel reportedly stumbled into a London adult shop, declared she was “so horny” and demanded seven sex toys (one for each day of the week), sniffed on some poppers then passed out cold on the floor.

A witness told News of The World, “She started squirting strawberry-flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”

The witness said she then sniffed some poppers (amyl nitrate), passed out on the floor, and then started all over again once she regained consciousness.

I think I’m in love.