Porn Valley- I could say I told me so, but I told me so. It sounds lame, but I had the Falcons for last night’s game. I did. I really did. But then I had this conversation with one of the members of the Adultfyi pool. I won’t say who- Steve Volponi- who convinced me that The Birds were a mortal lock. Steve, you see is also from Philly, so I figure maybe he has some inside info. I’m hearing Michael Vick this. T.O. that and how N.D. Kalu and Jevon Kearse are going to cream Vick. Yeah. Except the only ones creamed are those who picked the Birds and that’s why the Adultfyi pool has a new top gun- Steve from Mallcom.

Steve, by virtue of picking the Falcons- the choice I should have made- takes an 11-5 record going into Week 2. This is how the standings now rank thanks to that great game Donovan McNabb mailed in last night.

Chris from KSEX, 10-6; Wankus from KSEX, 9-7; Steve Lane, 9-7; Harry Weiss, 9-7; Plue One, 9-7; Bill Margold, 9-7; Billy the Crystal, 8-8; Sean from Porn Legends, 8-8; Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, 8-8; Nick from Adult Rental, 8-8; Keith from Defiance Films, 8-8; John Gray, 8-8; Steve Volponi from Wildlife, 8-8; Gene Ross, 7-9; Ryan from Jerry’s Deli, 7-9; Steve Seidman, 7-9 and Serenity, 7-9