Porn Valley- After a batcave full of publicity, newcomer Emily Evermoore no-showed Tony Batman’s KSEX show Thursday night.

At the beginning of the show, Batman, assuming he had a guest, said Evermoore was very hot and met her at one of the many porn parties. He then put her mug on his website and sent out announcements that she’d be on his show.

“We’re going to talk to her [Evermoore] about the business and let her know exactly what it’s all about!” cackled Batman, not realizing Evermoore was going to let him know what flaking is all about.

Which pretty much left Batman and his sidekick Monica Mayhem to palaver for the next two hours. Batman reported that as soon as last week’s show was over, he and Mayhem went over to the Taylor Wane party.

“We got pretty toasted on the show then drank more at the place,” reported Batman. Mayhem said she ended up talking to a bunch of strange people then called her driver because everyone ran out on her. According to Batman’s version, that wasn’t exactly the case, that he told Mayhem it was time to leave and she decided to stay.

“She starts choking on a drink!”

Mayhem, who was dressed down for the occasion in tank top, army pants and flip-flops, didn’t realize the party would have red carpet stylings.

“She’s dressed like that and we get up there and get into the picture area,” Batman continued. “Everyone stops what they’re doing- that I could score a chick like you for the night or that you were dressed like that- I don’t know what the fuck it was but flashbulbs were going like crazy. We’re all fucked up and dressed up in dungarees. The whole fuckin’ press corps stops and starts rolling on us. What the hell was that?”

Batman said he and Mayhem were also accompanied by Donna Doll and Natasha Stone.

“We had a good time and Taylor Wane came by and got us on camera- she was filming for the Howard Stern Show,” Batman continued. Then on the weekend, Batman went to the New Sensations party. Mayhem couldn’t make it, and Batman presumed that Mayhem was still hung over from the Wane party. He insinuated that she had some action afterwards and Mayhem swore she went home alone.

“KSEX’s Jew Hefner was throwing the party,” Batman mentioned. “He’s on Distorted Reality Tuesday’s at 5 o’clock. He was the one throwing the party for his company. It turned out real good. But here’s the deal about that party- I’m hanging out, having a few drinks and fun with my friends. I invited little Mia Rose to go with me. As a guy at porn parties you got to go with a chick. Especially a hot chick. Otherwise people look at you funny no matter who you are.”

Batman said Rose showed up late so he had to walk the red carpet by himself. Noting that he came alone, Batman said the promoters of the party set him up with two girls to follow him around.

“Here’s the deal- my girl shows up five minutes after that,” Batman went on to say. “She’s, like, come outside and walk the red carpet with me. I’m busy.” Nonetheless, Batman went out to walk the carpet with Rose and when he got back the two other girls were gone and dancing with someone else.

“I don’t know exactly what their job description was,” he laughed. “But it did not involve me the end of the night. But it’s not like I’m scraping for it.” Batman said he winds up talking to Evermoore.

“I have no idea who this girl is and she’s telling me her little story,” he said. “I’m telling her mine. And later on, Powder, who books a lot of the girls on KSEX, brings her up to me- this is the girl that’s going to be on [the show].” Batman said he then ran into character who’s billing himself as Lou Bricate- some in-you-face- east coast guy who’s trying to make a name for himself in the porn biz.

“His calling card is this tube of lube that’s actually a pen with his name and number on it,” Batman said.Mayhem then mentioned she got a call from Renaud of Adultcon.

“Every year he calls me and asks me to do the show – and everyone tells me every year that it sucks and no one’s making sales,” said Mayhem. Batman asked her why she didn’t screen the call if she knew the number coming in.

“Did he try and get you a booth?” Batman asked. Mayhem said she’s always made an offer but got the impression the show was “ghetto.”

“I went one time,” she added.

From the things he hears, Batman says no one makes any money at these shows and then wondered if Mayhem was ever asked out on a date by the promter. He assumed that Mayhem would say no to that question. Then he took Mayhem to task because her name wasn’t on the list for the Tampa show. And Mayhem said she’s got too much going on with the suggestion she needed a personal assistant.

“Why is it up to me?” asked Mayhem, noting that the lapse which has so far excluded her from being on the list isn’t her fault.

“Why is Monica’s career up to Monica? I can’t figure that one out,” Batman replied. Mayhem assumed she should have spoken to her manager, Harry Weiss about it.

Batman talked about the Adam & Eve “O” party as well as the Penthouse party that was going on Thursday night at the Cabana Club and that Charlie Laine, Mayhem’s old roommate, said to bring Mayhem so they could hang out.

“I would rather not go out,” said Mayhem who wasn’t feeling that great. Not to mention the fact that Mayhem left her makeup bag behind at a party last week and Batman had been holding on to it for her.

“I haven’t been able to do my makeup properly for a week,” Mayhem laughed. She mentioned that she also had a casting Friday for Playboy TV.

“I don’t know what the show’s about,” she said. “I never get told until I get there.”

Batman was trying to talk Mayhem into going out to one of the parties Thursday night but she kept saying she wasn’t up to it. He then called Mia Rose live on the air and asked if she would use a Playboy casting session as an excuse for not going out.

Rose said if it were her, she would just go to the casting session from the party. Alaura Eden was doing Rose’s makeup for the Adam & Eve party then got on the phone.

“They’re giving me a hard time because I don’t want to go out tonight,” Mayhem told Eden. “There’s a thousand other parties every day.”

Rose, who from the sounds of it was coming to pick Batman up as her date, explained that she was going to wear a metal corset and thigh high velvet boots to the party.

Batman seemed to recall a time when Mayhem was right there for an evening out.

“But things have changed,” she said. “I’ve got other things to pursue than rather partying.” Batman kept telling Mayhem that she needs a personal assistant to look after her schedule.

“You do not want to be my P.A.,” Mayhem advised. “What a nightmare. Wake me up with a joint and a coffee. I’ll be fine.”