Porn Valley- There’s football tonight. But it ain’t in New Orleans. And the question is will the Big Easy’s impression of a fish tank be symbolic of Harry Weiss’ dive from the Adultfyi football standings this year.
Weiss, who resembles a character out of a Tennessee Williams play, will have much more competition this year for the top spot as the Adultfyi roster has effectively doubled.
Newcomers on board include Bill Margold, Nick from Adult Rental; Keith from Defiance Films; Serenity, Plus One, John Gray, Steve from Mallcom, Steve from Wildlife Productions, plus the last man in the U.S. to have served Brian Cullen before he killed himself in Tijuana, Ryan, the bartender at Jerry’s Deli in Woodland Hills. Cullen, if you’ve been reading these pages, murdered his Russki girlfriend Iryna Singerman with a baseball bat then fled the country. Cullen will not be in this year’s pool.
Tonight’s game has Oakland at New England. And the rest of the weekend’s schedule looks like this.
Sunday: Denver at Miami; Chicago at Washington; Houston at Buffalo; Tennessee at Pittsburgh; NY Jets at Kansas City; Seattle at Jacksonville; New Orleans at Carolina; Cincinnati at Cleveland; Tampa Bay at Minnesota; Green bay at Detroit; Dallas at San Diego; Arizona at NY Giants; St. Louis at San Francisco; Indianapolis at Baltimore.
Monday: Philadelphia at Atlanta.
Observations: Most of these games seem like locks so be prepared for a lot of upsets: Oakland over New England, Chicago over Washington; and because the across the board consensus is Carolina, look for them to tank against New Orleans. Oh yeah, and Baltimore over Indianapolis.
And here’s how the competition at Adultfyi.com sees the games:
Wankus: from www.ksexradio.com : N. England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Seattle, Green Bay, Arizona, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Tampa Bay, Atlanta
Steve Lane: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cleveland, Buffalo, Seattle, Detroit, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Atlanta
Sean from www.PornLegends.com: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Seattle, Green Bay, Giant, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philadelphia
Shannon from www.adultdvdempire.com : New England, Jets, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Seattle, Detroit, Arizona, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Atlanta
Harry Weiss: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philly
Chris from www.ksexradio.com: New England, Jets, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Miami, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Giants, Dallas, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philadelphia
Porno Steve Seidman: New England, Jets, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Arizona, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philadelphia
Nick from Adult Rental: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Chicago, Minnesota, Philly
Bill Margold: New England, Jets, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Miami, Cincinnati, Houston, Jacksonville, Detroit, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Atlanta
Keith from www.DefianceFilms.com: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cleveland, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philadelphia
Serenity: New England, Jets, Indianapolis, Tennessee, Denver, Cleveland, Houston, Seattle, Detroit, Giants, Dallas, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Atlanta
Plus One from www.clubcytherea.com : New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Seattle, Green Bay, Arizona, Dallas, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Atlanta
John Gray: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Miami, Cleveland, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Arizona, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philly
Steve from www.mallcom.com: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Detroit, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Atlanta
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli: New England, Jets, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Miami, Cleveland, Houston, Jacksonville, Detroit, Arizona, Dallas, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philadelphia
Steve from www.Wildlifexxx.com: New England, Jets, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cleveland, Buffalo, Seattle, Green bay, Arizona, Dallas, Carolina, San Francisco, Washington, Tampa Bay, Philly
Gene Ross: New England, Jets, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Seattle, Green Bay, Giants, San Diego, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philadelphia
Billy the Crystal: New England, Kansas City, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Seattle, Green Bay, Arizona, Dallas, Carolina, St. Louis, Washington, Minnesota, Philly