Los Angeles, CA – Today Kick Ass Pictures releases the wettest, most realistic squirting movie ever made: Stop or I’ll Squirt! It’s not a threat… it’s a promise.
“Ours is genuine squirting,” stated Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis. “It’s not piss. In fact, we put that right on the front cover of the movie. It says, ‘It’s not Piss!’ Because it isn’t. Piss, I mean. So many of these other so-called ‘squirt’ movies are just piss or, even worse, dirty douche water. If you ask me, those movies and the companies that put them out have no integrity. Consumers are just pissing away their dollars on them. So to speak.”
Stop or I’ll Squirt features an all-star cast: Squirting Queen Flower Tucci; Latin maniac Nadia Styles; redhead and certified psychotic Georgia Southe; and Asian ejaculators Annie Cruz and Keeani Lei. “Asian have traditionally been underrepresented in squirt movies,” Kulkis noted. Judging from the astronomical amount of pre-orders, this movie is going to be one for the record books.
The movie’s front cover features a POV shot of the viewer getting blasted by one of Flower’s patented gushers. Kick Ass shutterbug Glenn Baren had to rent a special motion picture digital camera, and used the legendary “2000 speed” shutter to capture her female ejaculate in mid-squirt.
To quote from the back of the box:
“Female Ejaculation. You heard about it, but you probably couldn’t believe it. Are there really women who can squirt more than a man when they cum? Seeing is believing, son. In this tape you’ll see five women ejecting huge quantities of female ejaculate. If you were to taste it you’d know that it’s not piss, as some unbelievers might argue. Of course, if you were lucky enough to taste female ejaculate, you wouldn’t be reading this, would you? You’d be at home drinking gallons of the stuff! For the rest of us poor suckers, this movie is about as good as it gets. So enjoy.”
Stop or I’ll Squirt can be purchased online at www.kickass.com. Wholesale inquiries are welcome at Kick Ass’ toll-free line: 800-765-1220.
Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in downtown Los Angeles and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts, no condoms, and all-naked sex. And of course, No Piss!