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from www.villagevoice.com – If the event I’m about to describe had been held in New York…I still wouldn’t have been there.

But it was in L.A. and I got a press release summing it up in florid porny detail, so I feel like I went, and I’m ready to pass it all on to you as if serving a pearl necklace:

“The other night at Scotty B’s ‘Cocktails with the Stars,’ at Micky’s, Brent Corrigan [pictured right] and Rocky Houston had a surprise guest, Zeb Atlas [pictured left].

“Rocky told everyone that he was ‘back in the biz,’ and has signed with the Premiere Artists for film & internet work and live appearances.

“He is also available for ‘private meetings’ via Meet The Stars.

“Brent Corrigan whispered to Scotty B that he, too, is available for special private meetings.

“Zeb Atlas talked about signing a three-picture deal with Raging Stallion Studios and the first scene he did with RS exclusive, Jimmy Fanz, for The Woods.

“Rocky gave out copies of his Jet Set movie Hung Country for Young Men and Brent gave out his Falcon movie Velvet Mafia and his Jet Set film Finding Levi’s Johnson.

Micky’s upstairs lounge was packed!”

With fudge, no doubt!

So any takers on those offers of “private meetings”?

Think of all the heady things you can talk about–like “Did you find Levi’s johnson, pray tell?” and “What was it like going into The Woods?”

Come to think of it, if this extraordinary shebang-bang had been in New York, I would have been there.