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From The Naughty American: Advice To Grads From Porn Celebrities; Kylee Reese: Start Stripping

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SAN DIEGO (TNA) – Graduates from all over America are getting ready to go through commencement exercises at their various institutions of higher learning.

Many of those events will include a speech by some old fart who thinks he has the key to worldly success just because he’s a rich bastard, captain of industry or achieved some measure of reknown.

Who can relate to THOSE guys?

That’s why TheNaughtyAmerican.com is taking a different approach and getting grad advice from the only people who matter: hot sexy porn celebrities.

You’ve worked hard, Class of 2008, and now as your present, here is some advice that will help you along life’s winding road:

Megan Pryce: “Stick to your dreams and goals. Do what you do, and believe in yourself. Fuck everybody else. I want to be a porn star with a foster home.”

Brenda James: “Cause and effect. To understand that your actions will have repercussions in some point in your life. Whether it’s good or bad.”

Trinity Post: “Follow your dreams. Try not to regret a decision you make. Things happen for a reason.”

Brandi Edwards: “Stay away from the drugs because you’ll have no control over your life.”

Ariel X: “Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.”

Tyla Wynn: “Don’t do porn. If you are going to do porn, wait until you’re a little older. Don’t do it right after high school.”

Daphne Rosen: “Find your true self and be the best you can be. Don’t let others tell you who you are.”

Kylee Reese [pictured]: “Girls—start stripping, that is where all the money is, and guys, if you have a big dick, get into porn.”

Marie McCray: “Live life to the fullest and be happy in whatever you do.”

Bobbi Starr: “Take everything with a grain of salt. Don’t sit on your ass, but don’t worry about it.”

Cassidy Clay: “Do internships! You need a full resume and experience so you can get that good job that you want to do. If you just want to do porn, call me.”

Jordan Kingsley: “The world is changing. By the time you become president, sex will be no big deal. Respect women. Respect sex. This might sound a little cliché, but just do it.”

Jessica Bangkok: “Live life to the fullest. Don’t deny yourself anything. Life’s too short.”

Brandi Talore: “Don’t do drugs. They’re bad.”

Gianna Lynn: “College could be overrated, because a degree may not necessarily get you places. Be very certain of what you want to do.”

Aryan Astyn: “Aim high. Shoot for the stars.”

Heidi Mayne: “If you’re going to do something that you plan on doing for a long time, you’ve got to like it. Don’t do it just for the money.”

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