Porn Valley- Gina Lynn got her Club contract off to a rollicking p.r. head start by no-showing Jason Sechrest’s show Friday night on KSEX. Realizing that he was going to get stood up, Sechrest carried the show pretty much on the strength of bitchy banter and a last minute fill-in by Frankie LaRue who also appeared on The Wanker Show later in the evening.

Actually Lynn’s absence might have contributed to a better show with Sechrest all over the place to keep the chatter going. In one instance Sechrest talked about young assholes and how his latest lover from hip-hop class [“he molested me”] has a pristine one. “I spread his ass and, good Lord, it’s so clean. How is a 16 year-old’s ass that clean? When I was 16 and my mother was still doing the dirty laundry and shit like that, you spread my ass and there’d have been tire tracks up and down- streaks for days. I didn’t know anything about cleaning my hole.”

Pressed for things to do as the show was sinking slowly in the west, Sechrest began dialing his ex-Marine boyfriend of about a year who lives in New York City and almost realized too late that his boyfriend’s answering machine message was broadcasting the phone number.