Porn Valley – Sometime, not always, Ginger Lynn gets into a rip-roaring yarn. Tuesday night on her KSEX show [www.ksexradio.com] was no exception. The subject got on to tattoos and Ginger had one involving Sean Penn. Lisa the Lesbian mentioned how her 23 year-old roommate talked her into getting one. Ginger asked if Lisa knew the story behinds hers. Lisa said she knew that Sean Penn gave Ginger one in a bathroom at a party.

“It’s a heart with a crucifix,” explained Lynn noting there was nothing sacrilegious attached to it. Lynn said it occurred at the time she was breaking up with a live-in boyfriend of six and half years. “We owned a home together. I had done Young Guns II; I had slept with Charlie [Sheen]; I fucked Christian Slater. I fucked Lou Diamond Phillips. I was in a coming out period.”

Lisa added Balthazar Getty top the list and Ginger denied that one claiming Getty would have been 16 at the time. Ginger also denied having given him head although a story from Getty might contradict that, Lynn admitted.

Ginger said she was coming out of her relationship phase and was working on a series with George Clooney. “Of course I did George.”

Lisa suggested that it might have also involved the cameraman and the director in that triple play. Lynn said she tries to confine herself to one relationship per movie or show. On the subject of the tattoo, Ah-nuld’s stunt double at the time told Lynn there was a party at Sean Penn and Madonna’s house and did she want to come. But Lynn was hungry. So before they went they did a stop at a sushi bar and started doing Saki bombers.

“We got in the limo, we had a magnum of champagne and we went up the coast to Malibu to where Sean and Madonna lived at the time.” Ginger said Madonna wasn’t there, however.

Ginger was told by the guy she was riding in the limo with that Penn gives out tattoos. “He’s given over a thousand of them. He’s given them to everybody. It’s all safe.” Ginger said okay. “You know when you’ve had a little too much to drink?” Lynn said this is one of the reasons why she doesn’t drink any more.

“I walked in. I saw Sean. I walked over, and I don’t remember this but I’m told I just started hollering [in a Fantasy Island voice], “Tattoo, Tattoo.” Lynn didn’t think Penn said one word to her. “I remember having a piece of paper and drawing this huge heart and trying to do it with an arrow but the arrow kept going off of the page.”

Lynn said Penn had a setup in the bathroom with all the sterilization equipment.

“There were about 30 people crammed in this bathroom that were going to watch me get a tattoo.” Lynn said she looked down and remembered seeing blood. “That was it. I woke up later.” Lynn said she woke up with all her clothes on in a strange bedroom on top of the bed with her leg bandaged. I wasn’t quit sure what happened but it all came back to me. I didn’t have great sex with someone and forget about it.”

Lynn said the limo dropped her off but she realized she didn’t have the keys to her house or her purse. With her leg bandaged, Lynn said she got on to the roof of her house. Then the cops came.

“I’m still pretty drunk. I’m wobbling and my leg is wrapped up. I’m telling them that I lived there and they’re telling me to get down off the roof.”

Lynn said by this time the cops had their guns out.

“I’m so drunk, I don’t care and keep walking.” Lynn said the cops came after her but she also had two Rottweilers.”They’re going crazy at the cops. They cops are going get the dogs! Get the dogs! I said I live here.” After Lynn proved to the cops that she lived there, she had to explain to her boyfriend why her leg was bandaged.

“This is one of those nights when I just didn’t give a fuck any more. I’ve got a tattoo! I’m fucking Charlie Sheen. I’m fucking George Clooney and fuck you, I’m moving out!”

Lynn then explained the reason for her bust out.

“I hadn’t been making movies when we were dating after the first six months or so. He had never seen one of my movies. I went away for the weekend and he watched one of my films when I was gone. All these naughty, nasty, wild fun things we had done together that were his, he found out that I had done with other people. And I came home and I was a cunt, a whore, a cocksucker and every name you could think of. He was really, really angry.”

Lynn replied that it wasn’t like she had hidden anything from him.

“You chose to watch the movies, now you’ve got an image of me that you can’t get out. This is not my problem. If you ever call me any of those names again. If you ever treat me this way again I’m gone. So the night I was supposed to leave to do Young Guns II. He did the same thing. I was cowered down in the corner and he was calling me all these names. And that was it. I decided when you’re done yelling I’m so out of here. he said you’re never going to make it in Hollywood. You got one leg in porn and one leg in mainstream.”

In an exchange of girl-code and friend-speak, Lynn and Lisa were talking about who the guy was but wouldn’t bring the audience in on it. Ginger said the guy had a nice dick and was one of the best lovers she ever had. “But when he told me I wasn’t going to make it I decided not to stay with him anymore.”