After the kind of year you wouldn’t wish on a tax collector, Skeeter Kerkove’s back directing adult movies. This time it’s for Robert Hill Releasing, www.roberthillreleasing.com, and besides being the new director in the house, Skeeter’s also taking a crack, for the first time, at an all-girl movie. Proving that the rust is nowhere to be found in the pipes or on the hull, Skeeter, the quintessential one-man juggling act, is his usual smile and a wink loose self in front of the camera as well as behind. That becomes obvious enough with a couple of aerial spins added to the texture of the dizzying and exhaustive pace both he and his performers work at.

The thought occurs- and I don’t know why it occurs during the Jezabelle Bond/Brooke Haven scene- whether two guys can fuck each other in the ass simultaneously. Maybe it’s the way Bond and Haven, two of the most striking women in porn, lock up their respective butts with a dildo the size of a Quizno’s deli tuna sandwich.

With a pile driver tossed in for effect [Haven’s on the receiving end], the women are literally cheek-to-cheek which means 21 inches of rubber has somehow vanished into their quivering colons. Bond and Haven – lauded by Skeeter as the way real women should look- grapple in other endearing ways, including a 69er. But this ass-thing is a memory you take home with you long after the party’s over.

You might also want to check a BTS extra with Max Hardcore’s, www.maxhardcore.com, gal Layla Rivera having an informal chat with a certain distinguished Hemingwayesque porn journalist. Then, when the cameras roll sans the nice-nice and bullshit, Layla and play pal Kelly Wells go at it for real with obscenity-laced exchanges, four fingers going into Wells’ snatch and, Wells’ backside, later, accommodating Mandingo sized artillery to the hilt. If Wells appears a little on the Rip Van Winkle side at the scene’s beginning, have no fear. The slumbering giant assumes control in big ways.

Skeeter then introduces Roxy Jezel and Kelly Kline who’s wearing the S&M equivalent of a toll collector’s cap. The hat on her head automatically puts Kline into a position of power and authority. And that’s the way the scene plays with Jezel getting smacked for as much as cracking a smile. And Roxy takes a lot of abuse dished out in good-natured, fun & frolic Guantanamo Bay fashion. There’s a few instances when the spike of Kline’s stiletto heel goes deep in Roxy’s ass, and, interactively, this will be the time you might want to break for a shit.

The lead scene features Hillary Scott and Jayna Oso, described by Skeeter as a runaway from Malaysia and possibly the best alibi he ever had in real life. But that’s another story. If workman’s compensation is judged by the number of fingers going in your ass, Scott is set for life. And Oso, whose boy-girl scenes resemble oil explorations, takes it to Scott and vice versa, like gas stations in a price war.