Porn Valley- It may become the most famous commercial since those featuring Madge the Manicurist. But the news was all over the Internet yesterday including a story on churchcentral.com about the ongoing Jimmy D saga in which adult film director James DiGiorgio has grouped with a Christian anti-porn group to make a public service announcement urging parents to keep adult videos and magazines away from kids.

It’s also being reported in the news that “some” in the porn industry aren’t happy with his message and are calling DiGiorgio a turncoat. Although that “some” is never, specifically mentioned.

In a phone call that we got from Jim Holliday, Holliday apparently didn’t mind being identified as one of the some.Holliday, who’s traded Internet barbs with Jimmy D in the past, said he heard the news on an AM station and that it reminded him of an instance years ago when Holly Ryder, no longer finding lucrative employment in the adult industry, went over to the Holy Rollers and traded inside information like the secret porno handshake. “I mean where do you go when you’re through in the industry,” asked Holliday. “Answer, you sell out to the real world. The penalty for that should be immediate and permanent shunning.

“He [Jimmy D] obviously did it for nothing,” Holliday also comments. “Those people don’t pay anything. With his abilities as a director I have great confidence that his next 58 commercials for them will be every bit as good and remunerative. I also hear that the government of India is approaching DiGiorgio to do their next birth control commercial.”

Other than an obvious stand-up comedy routine with DiGiorgio as the target, Holliday said, tongue-in-cheekly, that he was currently working on a book about the history of childrens’ fables and the secret pornographic messages contained therein. “The classic example is the Pied Piper of Hamlin,” Holliday said. “What a swell guy. You want him hanging around your schools.”