She shoulda been a porn chick….

[deadspin.com] Did your high school athletic trainer look like this? Mine neither. In fact my school didn’t have a full-time trainer, which meant no blow jobs. It’s different for Tustin High athletes.

Here’s Hope Jacoby, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31978 23, an athletic trainer at Tustin High School (Calif.) who was arrested recently on suspicion of engaging in sex acts with an underage boy. She has worked with athletes at the school for a year, according to the Los Angeles Times, and that may be an understatement. Oh, and she was busted in the way we have all become accustomed: Sending photos of herself to students via text message. Way to finish out 2008, Hope!

Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Orange County Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino. Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

I know you’re asking “Is there a MySpace page?” Well of course there is. In case it’s been taken down by the time you get there, here’s an exceprt:

About me: Let’s see. there’s a lot to tell…maybe. My names Hope ~I love goin out. Im a huge fan of the hug. I hug all my friends, and think its an important way to say hi and bye. If I dont hug you, I probably dont like you. Either that or you make me totally nervous, so I wont do it. I believe in karma, however i also think that no matter how good of a person you are, bad things are gonna happen to you. I like hanging out with guys cuz they’re a lot easier to talk to. They don’t like drama, and neither do i. ~I may come off as full of myself, but i promise it’s a front. I don’t have the highest self-esteem, but i don’t think i’m a bad person either. It’s a weird position to be in. Wow this is long. stop reading.