Porn Valley- It’s Thursday and Jerry Tanner looks up to see three people who just casually walked into the house. Not just any house, mind you. It’s Mika Tan’s house where LA Vice was just the night before. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=21769.

Except this is a different shoot. But somebody over at LAPD must have a hair up their ass for Mika. Tanner’s directing The Da Vinci Load 2 for Hustler- it’s a starring vehicle for Nautica Thorn whose production company just got a four picture deal from Hustler. Tanner’s in the middle of a dialogue scene. Fortunately, nobody’s naked.

“Can I help you?” Tanner’s asking, thinking these are some jabronies who just walked in off the street. Except these jabronies are packing heat and taking an attitude. Tanner says they were very rude.

“Can they just walk into a house?” Jerry T. wants to know. The plainclothes cops- two guys and a woman with big tits- give Jerry T. the same spiel they gave Mika Tan the night before. They got word that underage girls are being shot.

Tanner asks them isn’t this something usually handled by the FBI. One of the cops gets sarcastic with him

“You want us to call the FBI?” he snarls. He infers that he’s ready to take up Tanner’s whole day for the process if that’s what he wants.

Tanner’s got a permit, so he’s okay there. So now the cops are busting balls about parking permits. They also want to see everyone’s ID.

“Except for you,” one of the cops says to Evan Stone. “I know you.” In hindsight Stone thinks this is pretty funny. Convinced that no underage girls are being harbored beneath a living room sofa, the cops go off to bust another shoot- Steve Holmes’. Word comes back that Holmes tried to pick up the female cop with the big tits.

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