PORN VALLEY, CA – I have returned from Ginger Lynn’s Last Dance in Colorado Springs after being sick with the flu and lack of a working computer. Later today I’ll post a great recap of a fantastic event that included Ginger as an ice cream sundae–that fans ate, a lot of dirt from the adult stars who attended and more on Jake Plummer and the Denver Broncos, partying late into the night with booze, smokes and strippers on their lap.

As I get my shit together today, let me just give a quick endorsement to a fantastic airline. And that airline is…ANY AIRLINE ASIDE FROM AMERICA WEST!!!

America West, otherwise known as America WORST Airlines, may fly where you need to go, may offer better rates at times but in my opinion has the fucking worse customer service, policies and customer crisis management then any other airline. Did we all have a bad experience? Have you ever given birth to a tractor? Fly America West and you’ll feel like you have!

More later.