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I’m Still Drunk

BURBANK, CA – I need to go back to driving to Porn Star Karaoke. With the recent Burbank PD stepped up enforcement, I decided to stop driving myself to the weekly event, even if I planned on a sober night, just to play it safe. Unfortunately, as a result of my new rule guidelines, I’m finding that I make up for the safe choice by drinking more then Quasarman does in a whole weekend.

At 35 years old, more then 14 hours later, I’m still paying for it.

Was it worth it? I believe so. Last night started out a little rough, walking through the club I found myself weaving in and out of all the weenies that attended, many of those who paid the $10 door fee to hang with the hotties. Aside from Sean Michaels birthday party, which seemed to be very successful, the good folks at Playboy also had a party going on. That combined with the normal large amount of porners and fans turned Sardos into a revolving super store of wild nightclub fun.

 

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