Porn Valley- As we speak, Jack Lawrence’s dick is somewhere on the I-15 near the Vegas/California border. Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com, who’s vibe seems to be car accidents of late, lost a bunch of his cocks in one last night. In the accident not only did Lawrence lose the dicks which were on their way to the AEE Show in Vegas, the driver of the car was paralyzed.

“I feel bad that the guy was paralyzed,” Lawrence said, explaining what happened.

“A year ago I did a mold of my penis- and the people who made it, made it out of the wrong kind of silicone,” Lawrence continued. “It’s the kind of silicone that burns your skin. So we rejected the penises. Then two or three months ago they re-molded it and this Synth Designs had been promising me an order. They finally made enough where we could debut them at AVN.

“They had a business associate of the company with a car full driving them to Las Vegas. Apparently yesterday or last night, he got too close to a truck, fishtailed and then ended up flipping his car which rolled over fifteen times. He barely survived. Apparently a whole bunch of my dildos and artificial vaginas were spread out over the highway.”