Porn Valley- Claiming that Wankus got busted for jacking off in a grocery store parking lot on the way to KSEX, Tony Batman started off Friday night’s The Wanker Show with two holdover guests from Jason Sechrest’s program.

Monica Mayhem and Jasmine Byrne [pictured] were on “until the police are done searching Wankus’ unit,” Batman informed listeners.

“I hope they took one of those mug shots when he was hard in the car because that would be cool,” Batman added. Byrne described Sechrest’s Young & The Curious show, www.jasoncurious.com as a party going on. Asked if she was scared because she hung around a bunch of gay guys, Byrne revealed that she was in amazement and that she would look up guys on the Internet to watch them jack off.

“I thought it was cool to see guys kiss,” she added. “I’ve never see actual stuff like that before in person. It was interesting to me.” Mayhen said Sydney [Australia] where she was living, was the highest gay population in the world, per capita.

“I’m used to seeing that- I had a lot of gay friends back home.” Mayhem would be told stories by her friends how they would give some random guy at the bus stop a blowjob.

“Those gay guys can be dirtier whores than girls,” Batman noted. Mayhem went on to promo her “one and only” anal movie, Skin, from Platinum Blue productions. Her website is www.monicamayhem.com.

Wankus, gasping for breath, entered the studio and apologized for being late. There wasn’t a cop or cock in sight.