Porn Valley- On his KSEX show Friday night, Jason Sechrest, www.jasoncurious.com, talked about the drink tossing incident at XRCO the previous evening.
“Tera Patrick is out of her mind- let’s talk about that,” laughed Sechrest. “I don’t know if Tera Patrick is out of her mind but I know that she poured water on Lucy Loo. Is it Lucy Loo or Lucy Li? Lucy Li used to be a contract girl for Tera Patrick’s company. Apparently Lucy says that she’s owed a lot of money by them. As is Nikki Benz.
“Where there’s smoke there’s fire here,” Sechrest surmised. “It would be one thing if just one of them was running around going I didn’t get my money, I didn’t get my money. Because you know Nikki Benz in particular is a little kooky. And you look at her and be like she needs to be shot and put out of her misery. But Lucy Li- I never heard of this bitch before- it’s her that’s saying it, too, so there’s a little bit of validity to this story if you’ve got two girls who are saying the company owes them thousands of dollars.
“I don’t know what’s going on there with Tera and her husband,” Sechrest continued. “Her husband is supposedly, like he’s in a rock band that’s mainstream. He’s on VH1 every day. He’s got money, kiddo. Like pay your bitches. I could be wrong. Maybe Lucy and Nikki joined a secret satanic pact cult and decided they were going to bring down Tera Patrick and Teravision.
“Anyway, last night [Thursday] at the XRCO awards- this is the best story ever for a fact. It’s fantastic. It’s catfight drama-central. What I want to know is what the conversation was. Because I don’t know that. I do know that Lucy Li was in a very heated argument- a very, very heated argument with Tera Patrick. When Tera Patrick all of a sudden takes her bottle of water and empties it all over Lucy Li’s head.
“You have to remember this is an awards show. Girls are dressed up to the nines. We’ve got fake jewelry. It’s fake- because it’s a porn awards show. Fake jewelry, costume diamonds all over the place. Hair done up in perfect condition and she takes the bottle of water and Tera Patrick empties it all over Lucy Li. Well Lucy Li did not take kindly to this at all. Naturally. And Luci Li decides to- at first I thought it was a glass of champagne, that’s what I heard. Then I heard it was a glass of wine. And she throws it in Tera Patrick’s face. I love it. Why wasn’t I there? I would have started throwing things, too. I would have thrown random things. I would have found a chicken wing somewhere. I would have thrown anything I could get my hands on.”
“Tera Patrick asked Lucy Li to leave,” Sechrest went on to say. “Then out of the corner of her eye because Tera Patrick is a keen individual and has a super sense of sight, actually. She can see very long distances. It’s true. She’s a nurse. She’s a rocket scientist and she has a super sense of vision. She sees out of the corner of her eye- Nikki Benz- and she says I want that blond bitch booted out of here, too. Nikki Benz is, like, I didn’t even do anything. I didn’t throw water on you. I didn’t throw wine in your face. She’s, like, why are you mad at me?
“She’s, like, I didn’t bring the money thing up tonight. What the hell. So Nikki’s, whatever, and goes to the bathroom or something, somewhere. And the security guards come in and ask her to leave. She’s, like, you can’t ask me to leave. I didn’t do anything wrong. You can ask Lucy to go but you can’t ask me to go because I didn’t do anything wrong. They ended up letting Lucy stay and the whole drama completely delayed the ceremony and everything and poor Tera had to redo her makeup after having the wine thrown in her face. I just wish I was there. I want to know what the conversation was. I want to know what made Tera decide to pour the bottle of water all over her head.
“Because let’s face it. Tera Patrick is not an emotional individual. In fact if you were to describe Tera Patrick, you might say she’s void of emotion. Some have used the word Vicodin a lot in the same sentence as Tera Patrick. So it’s very hard for me to picture the same girl who at the Xbiz awards, going hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, my name is Tera Patrick, I’m so haaaaapy to be here. Thank you for having me. It’s very hard for me to picture that same girl taking a bottle of water and pouring it over a girl’s head. You would think that she would just let things roll off of her. Maybe not. Maybe she was not on the Vike that day.”