Porn Valley- Jason Sechrest writes at www.jasoncurious.com: Hot off the press! Just minutes ago, Digital Playground announced the signing of a new exclusive to their roster of contract performers… and wow! I mean, I’m gay and all but she’s fucking stunning. I have a thing for Selma Blair though and she’s definitely a candidate for “separated at birth.”

(Note to DP publicist, Adella O’Neal: Email [email protected], tell him Jason sent you!)

Anyway, the girl’s name is Stoya and I’m going to guess it’s not short for Stolichnaya. The press release says she’s “originally from the Carolinas” — North or South is really neither here nor there apparently. She is 100% natural and 21 years old. 5’7″ and 125 pounds, the gal likes to make clothes and personally defines herself as “an android from the future.” Oh, a sci-fi nerd underneath all that glam! We dig it!

She’s making her boy/girl debut with Tommy Gunn in Jack’s POV 9 which hits the streets in December, followed by Stoya: Sexual Freak 7 slated for Janauary.

I wish DP did interviews with KSEX still. I would promote the hell outta this gal in a second and bring Gene Ross along to cover it and blow it up all big like.

What was their beef with KSEX anyway? It was so long ago, I don’t even remember! Nor should they. It sure as hell didn’t have anything to do with me or Stolichnaya!

Don’t punish Stoli for past people’s bad behavior! Stop the insanity!