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Jerked Off by a Midget

Porn Valley- The Wanker Show was one continuous and entertaining sound bite Wednesday night on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com, featuring guests Robert Lombard, porn actress Syren and actor Matt Wild who’s appeared in a number of movies cast by Lombard as has Syren.

In one instance Wankus asked Lombard, www.creativeimagemgmt.com, about his penchant for trannies. Lombard said it goes back to his days as producer of music vids for Van Halen.

“We were the first group to put a transsexual in a music video, to the Roy Orbison song Pretty Woman. And MTV aired it for three months before they figured out it was a tranny. And they pulled the fucking video!” Lombard said he has somewhere in his archives a videotape of over 75 trannies auditioning and flipping their packages. “I’ve been fascinated by them.”

It was acknowledged that Lombard also has behind the scenes footage of rockers getting blowjobs. Lombard noted that there was an underground movie floating around called Cocksucker Blues that the Rolling Stones did on a private jet. “There’s only a few copies floating around but I’m sure it’ll surface.” Lombard said he has one of the very few 3/4-inch copies depicting Keith Richards getting head. “They’re doing lines and no one’s shooting up.”

Lombard said he also has never-released footage of Van Halen and imagines it’ll remain that way. “I don’t want the wrath of that band to come down on me.”

Wankus asked if there were any Van Halen stories he could relate, Lombard points out that he’s a recovering alcoholic of 15 years. “Prior to that I was not responsible for my behavior. I did things that I regret but I don’t regret because I wouldn’t take any of it back.”

Lombard talked about how he lived in the biggest high rise in West Hollywood. “I remember hanging a girl out of the 15th story window [ala Michael Jackson] in a parachute harness with high heels on.” Lombard said there were also midgets around them the entire time.

“In that room was David [Lee Roth], Alex [Van Halen], two bodyguards and myself. I don’t remember who else was there- two midget guys and a midget girl. We got her to do a lap dance and Alex was over on one side of the room going…and I’m, I’m not going there, bud. And I got a hand job by a midget.” Wankus said imagine what it would look like by contrast. “I looked like Lexington Steele,” Lombard laughed.
 

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