Porn Valley- Jesse Jane and Kirsten Price were on the Adam Carolla Show Friday morning promoting the fact that a new season of Playboy’s Night calls begins tonight. Price and Jane are the hosts.
With the new airport security regs locked in place barring cosmetics and some such being carried on board, Jane made note of the fact that she just got off a plane.
“They threw away everything because of the whole terrorist action and what happened in Great Britain,” said Jane. “So they threw away your makeup, your shampoo and conditioner- your perfume. You couldn’t have anything to drink. Not even water. And all my stuff was in my carry on. I’m like I need this stuff. And they’re like too bad.”
Carolla hadn’t thought about the perfume being an issue.
“For me they throw away the travel-size thing of Lavoris,” he said. “But you can spend a couple of hundred bucks on a bottle of perfume.”
“They throw it away,” said Jane. “Even your makeup and I had just bought new makeup.” Price agreed that that could amount to thousands of dollars of cosmetics.
“And they had barrels of all this stuff,” Jane added. “And you had all these women and they’re mad. It was just crazy.”
“Jesse, you do fit the profile of a terrorist,” Carolla commented. “You’ll be blowing something, but not up a plane.”
“Maybe in a plane,” laughed Jane. It was noted that Price was flying to the UK in a week.
“I was kidding- Dave wanted to know why you were going to the UK- I said they’re opening a vagina,” Carolla laughed.
Price said she was going for three weeks to shoot a TV show [My Bare Lady].
“Then I got to come back and shoot Night Calls,” she said. “I’m going to come back for a day and fly back.” Price said she was shooting a reality show in the UK but wasn’t supposed to talk about it. When the issue was brought up, Price said it will air in the states.
Carolla brought up the fact that Jane has history with Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.
“And you run into Pam Anderson at the mansion every once in awhile,” he noted. “Is that trouble?”
“I have really good times with lots of people,” Jane replied.
Asked which of the two guys she preferred between the sheets, Price said she could answer that question. But Jane was quick to answer Tommy Lee.
“He was seriously phenomenal in bed,” she said. “It was a serious sex relationship for so long. We just had a good time. I just like to have sex and I like somebody who can keep up with me and he sure did. I love people who are good in bed.”
“You don’t have what we called birthing hips,” Carolla told her. “I’m surprised you were able to keep up with Tommy’s magnitude.”
“I can keep up with anybody’s magnitude,” Jane responded. “It’s who can keep up with mine?” With the mention of Kid Rock being an inferred second best, Jane said Rock’s marriage to Pam Anderson wasn’t legal.
“They got married in St. Tropez- it’s not a legal marriage. It looked like a blast. Everybody was drunk and it looked great.”
Carolla said beach marriages last even less than terra firma one’s, that people from the ceremony still have sand in the crotch when the divorce papers come through.
Jane was asked what split things up between her and Lee.
“We were going our separate ways and I was having sex with a Puerto Rican man,” Jane explained. “We’re still friends- he’s a cool guy. Well, yeah, he was good. But I wanted to try a Puerto Rican and it was great.”
Carolla assumed that the Night Calls audience was predominantly male and possibly rowdy.
“We get a lot of sexy females come in and they want to get naked, too,” Jane pointed out. “So it’s good for all of us.”
“It’s a sexual free-for-all,” Price added.
“Hot civilian chicks come on the show,” Jane continued. “And they’re saying can I come on the show and sit at your bar- and they get naked. They do it and they’re sexy. Oh my goodness.”
Yorgi the porn director from the Ukraine was introduced to the girls. Carolla identified him as an entrepreneur.
“You guys could do much worse than Yorgi,” he added.
“You really could,” Yorgi agreed. “And in some ways you already have.”
Big Tad from the staff was a visitor to the filming of Night Calls.
“It was very exciting until one segment,” he said. “It stuck in my brain. This guy comes out- buffed and these lovely ladies were talking to him and you’re like this guy’s going to start eating [pussy] and having fun. And they go how do you know the art of eating [pussy]. He gets up, pulls down his pants and the dude has a [vagina].
Price explained that it was Buck Angel and that Angel was born a woman and lives his life as a man.
“He has a large clitoris,” Carolla clarified.
“The show was great until that segment and I just lost it,” said Big Tad. Carolla wanted to get back to Jane’s penchant for celebrity fucking and if there were others.
“I don’t have any more,” laughed Jane.