New York- Jessica Jaymes was on the Howard Stern Show this morning. Jaymes has been in the middle of a celebrity scandal involving Jessica Simpson’s husband Nick Lachey https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=6633

Jaymes, who’s boasting to be the first Hustler contract girl, and wasn’t wearing panties, gave her side of the story. Stern got the impression that Jaymes hires out for bachelor parties where all the shenanigans allegedly began.

“Not frequently,” she said. “I don’t do them any more- just on special occasions.” Jaymes said she had no clue that Lachey would be there. “I was hired through a friend to do a bachelor party. I heard there was going to be some celebrities there. I showed up to the show.” Stern assumed that Jaymes took the gig because it might be helpful to her career. She was not inclinded to disagree. “Absolutely.” Stern also assumed that a gig like this was far more lucrative than doing a porn film. Jaymes also agreed to that.

“But I have to admit Larry [Flynt] takes very good care of me,” she added.”That’s my boss now. I’m the very first exclusive Hustler contract girl ever.”

Stern said he heard that Jaymes dates celebrities but doesn’t talk about it unless given the green light from Flynt. “Exactly,” said James. “He’s my daddy. He’s my brother. He’s everything.” A Flynt impersonator [Artie Lange] then called in and Stern asked him if Jaymes had permission to spill the beans. He said absolutely that it was great promo for the magazine. Jaymes suspected it was a scam. “I know my daddy’s voice.”

Stern went to recap the events of the bachelor party. “There was another girl here who was a performer like yourself- a porno star. The two of you were hired to give the guys lap dances.” Jaymes said it was the typical stuff. “You show up, you do your show. You’ve got your toys, your whipped cream, you have fun.” Stern said he’s been to parties where the guys get oral.

Asking her if such activity prevailed, Jaymes said no at least as far as she was concerned. “Not part of my night, but you’re going to have to ask the other girl.” Stern assumed many of the guys probably recognized Jaymes from her movies. “They were excited. Then you looked around the room and saw Nick Lachey.”

Jaymes said she enjoys Simpson and Lachey’s show and that she and Lachey approached and conversed. “It was typical conversation. He was more intrigued by my career, rather.” Stern imagined at this point Jaymes had more heat in her career than Lachey. Jaymes said they talked a bit in idle conversation. “I had to move into the room and do the show.” Jaymes said it was a “lesbian” show that she and the other girl got it on “full blown out”.

Jaymes said she was there for about an hour and a half and that Lachey is a good tipper who kept throwing money at her. Stern wondered if Jaymes was turned on by Lachey watching her. “I was turned on by everybody watching me,” she said. “I’m very much an exhibitionist.”

According to Jaymes, Lachey’s brother Drew was also there. “Then we had a couple of movie producers. I wish I had something more juicy to say.” Jaymes said she was absolutely surprised to read that the party had made the papers. Stern wondered if Lachey was touching himself during Jaymes’s performance. She said she couldn’t tell because her head was turned. Jaymes said the only contact they experienced was Lachey placing money on her body. “That was it.”Jaymes said she saw the headlines about Lachey leaving Simpson for her. “And her father Joe being this minister and everything. And I’m a porn star.”

Stern imagined that Jaymes is probably more fun than Simpson any day of the week. “Because you’re a porn star- he probably wouldn’t marry a girl like you. There’s a stigma attached there, isn’t it?” Jaymes did not disagree.Stern heard that Jaymes got into porn after being a sixth grade teacher. Jaymes said she used to teach grade 4 to 6. “Ages nine through 12- girls and boys,” she added. “Hair in a bun, glasses. But I had no implants and baggy clothes.”Stern also wondered if any of Jaymes’s former students realize she’s a porn star.

“I know some of the students’ parents do,” she laughed. Jaymes said she used to dance at a club after her teaching day was over. “Teaching doesn’t pay anything. I would go about three days a week and I would have fathers come in to the club. I would have mothers come in to help teach literary study groups and their husband would come in and watch me dance at night. Can you imagine a parent-teacher conference?”

Stern wanted Jaymes to get in the robo-spanker in exchange for commercial plugs. Stern explained that it was a device where he could control spanking Jaymes from a distance. Reading notes from Jaymes’s biog, Stern learned that she also played the piano. Stern then proceeded to ask Jaymes “sixth grade level questions”. Jaymes said she didn’t know who stated the theory of relativity because she really wanted to get spanked. As Jaymes got walloped by the robo-spanker she wanted to know who the crazy guy was who invented it. Stern thought they had scaled the wallop on low. “But we can put it on high.”

Stern also revealed that Jaymes got injured when she did a porn movie requiring her to ride a horse naked. “I was riding nude with nothing else on the horse,” she explained. “There was no traction. So I literally slipped underneath the horse. This was a wild stallion, mind you. So I’m looking up at this horse and he’s rearing back. I had to roll out of the way, otherwise he would have come down and probably crushed…I probably wouldn’t have survived. So he took off into the Malibu Hills and it was called the horse incident. The movie is called Illumination and they have a whole behind the scenes deal of the horse incident.”

It was mentioned that Jaymes also had another incident on set where she was out of work for a month after a situation involving a 10-inch strap on. Stern didn’t ask for details. Then James blew another answer not knowing what Tinseltown was. Her first guess was Hoboken but she changed it to Los Angeles. And neither did she know Arbor Day and couldn’t spell the word “forty”. Jaymes claimed she was so disheveled from being spanked that she couldn’t think straight. Gary Dell’Abate wondered how someone taught nine year olds and couldn’t spell a word like that. Jaymes voiced sarcastic appreciation of the comment.

Finally, giving her some sympathy promo, Stern noted that Jaymes, www.jessicajaymes.com was the Hustler Honey of the Year and was going to appear at the Hustler Club in Manhattan Tuesday night. Jaymes noted that she and Tera Patrick just did a movie together. “We do really hot POV shots.” But she didn’t say what the title was. Stern then asked Jaymes to spell “definite” and she got that word wrong, too.

Stern then examined Jaymes’s ass noting that she took a walloping. He thought she was about to cry and then had Jaymes strip naked so she could get felt up.