LOS ANGELES — Jessica Ryan is hosting an OnlyFans livestream on National Scotch Day, tomorrow at 4 p.m. (PDT).

“The best type of self care might be a good scotch and an orgasm or twenty,” Ryan said. “Celebrate my escape from Hollywood and the end of my move with your favorite scotch on National Scotch Day.

“In the wise words of David Daiches, ‘The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man’s determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed.’” Ryan added, “And then fuck yourself — in the best sense of the phrase.”

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