Chatsworth, CA – For too long perverts everywhere have been restricted to jerking off only in locations with easy access to a television or Internet connection. This link between masturbation and a sedentary lifestyle has no doubt drained billions of dollars through lost productivity from our nation’s economy. Well today, my friends, pornography addicts everywhere can return to active, productive lifestyles as JM Productions announces that it has made over 80 video trailers available for the Apple iPod, a truly revolutionary portable music and video playback device.
When Apple decided to add high quality video playback to the new generation of incredibly successful iPod device and market it to a mass audience, an exciting new porn delivery medium was born. “It’s really a technological marvel. The picture on the 2.5″ LCD screen is simply amazing and the units feature a very trendy and elegant design,” explains JM webmaster Tony Malice, “And our in office testing has shown that cum cleans off the iPod quite easily. Apple did a great job!”
Portable porn is a great solution for the frequent traveler, commuter, or anyone on the go for that matter. “Many of our customers are not able to access our website at their offices as many companies have a policy against viewing sodomy and maniacal throatfucking in the workplace,” explains JM owner Jeff Steward, “Now they can download content from the newest Gag Factor or Lesbian Bukkake and jerk off in the bathroom after lunch. We’re making peoples’ lives better.”
All members of the official JM Productions website, JerkOffZone.com, will have full access to download as many JM trailers as they wish. In fact, the highly compressed video format used by iPods ensures that fans will be able to load up their players with more JM porn than they could ever masturbate to. Well, almost.
Apple’s iPod will certainly be a big seller during this year’s upcoming holiday season. “My guess is these units will find their ways into the hands of consumers everywhere,” notes Malice, “We just want to get the word out to our customers that these devices can do a lot more than play U2 songs. Now you can watch footage from Tough Love 6 while you drive to meet your parole officer. It might not be safe, but it’s a shitload of fun.”
Interested fans can join JerkOffZone.com today to access high quality video trailers for their iPod device, as well as tons of other high-stroke value content updated daily. Perverts everywhere should visit their local electronics retailer and purchase a new iPod today and join JerkOffZone.com tonight!