[radaronline.com]- Girls Gone Wild founder and protector of the American Constitution Joe Francis is engaged in a bit of a catfight with rival softcore pornographer Hugh Hefner. First Francis went and made out with Kendra Wilkinson, one of the classy blonde ladies who for reasons we can’t quite fathom continues to dote on Hef, at a club in Miami.
Then Francis called old man Hef out for running Playboy into the ground, telling Page Six, “If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately, wouldn’t you think about upgrading?” (Shares, $12 a year ago, are currently hovering at around at around $4. There are also reports of company-wide layoffs.)
A rep for Playboy refused to comment on Francis’ slight. But more pressing than Hefner’s financial concerns are those he’s currently experiencing in the bedroom: Holly Madison, another silicone blond in his harem, has been linked to the magician Criss Angel and is supposedly considering moving out of the Playboy Mansion (Hefner describes their relationship as being
“in transition”. And Hef’s wife, Kimberley Conrad, is presently 45, which essentially makes her a shriveled bag of bones in Bunny years.
Francis, for his part, isn’t entirely without problem these days either. The Las Vegas district attorney’s office is looking to hit him with a felony arrest warrant for allegedly failing to pay $2 million in gambling debts to casino owner Steve Wynn. Nor has he made any headway in cashing in on the $300 million he’s seeking from Panama City, Florida, for being thrown in jail by a judge he claims was “crooked.”
