Join a dead porn star’s website and receive updates for $24.99 to $44.95. Check out the Holly Landers site to see if we’re kidding.

http://www.hollylanders.com/holly_landers_join.html

The Landers site says: On January 1, 2003, she was killed when the car she was driving was struck by a drunk driver. She was cremated and her ashes scattered at sea.

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Is there something we’re missing?