In Oregon they have garbage disposals designed just for this kind of inconvenience…

from www.tmz.com – Just days after she told Charlie Sheen she was going to “take care” of a pregnancy scare — porn star Kacey Jordan emerged from Boa last night … and revealed, “I don’t have a baby anymore.”

When asked if the baby was Charlie’s … Jordan — who got paid $30k to attend Charlie’s coke bender last month — replied, “I don’t really know.”

Jordan — who has sex for a living — also revealed she’s not on birth control … has never been on birth control … and has no plans to begin using birth control.

Kacey also claims she spoke with Charlie on Valentine’s Day — and to prove it, she called up Sheen’s cell phone right in front of the paparazzi … and even allowed the snappers to leave a voicemail for the actor.

Wonder if he’ll call back?