Porn Valley – Katie Gold on her KSEX show [www.KSEXradio.com]Friday night reported that she’s been on Cloud 9. Gold attributed a lot of that to the fact that she had met someone.

Gold, first explained how she came to be bare foot, having broken the shoes she’d been wearing on a lunch date. Gold also said she was bringing one of her Texas girls, Jersey, on to the show, Flexx, commenting that it must be part of the redneck relocation program.

“I’ve broken one free,” said Gold gleefully. “I’ve saved her. I brought her to Hollywood to make her famous.” Flexx thought that Gold hadn’t been in L.A. long. Gold begged to differ, saying that off and on she has been here seven years. “That’s a long time. That’s a decent amount of time.” Flexx wanted to find out more about the guy. But before Gold got to that story she talked about someone who stood her up recently for a date. “No call, no nothing,” said Gold, noting that she did get one a day before. “It was an invitation to arrive at some place. And when it was t time to go, he no-showed and no-called. And saw I drove myself to the location because it was a party of friends that I know. He shows up at the place with another girl. The next day he calls me and I totally chew him out.”

Pissed off from the developments, Gold said she went out with some friends and picked up a high school baseball coach. “Actually he picked me up. He’s a teacher and a baseball coach.” Gold said the guy is aware of her line of work. “He did not throw up or freak out. He didn’t respond in a bad way in any way shape or form. He was more interested in me than my profession, I think.” He’s been quite the gentleman so far.”

Based on first impressions, Gold said she was interested to see how this thing develops. “I have a positive vibe from him. I can’t describe it. But I don’t think he’ll freak out about that.” For the sake of argument and discussion Flexx gave him the name Butch and was of the opinion that the thing with Butch, if it continues at all, would last about three months. Gold said that was fine with her that it was enough time to have sex. Gold said she was an independent woman and didn’t need a “wife”.

“I’m having a good time and so is he- we’re enjoying each other’s company,” Gold said. Commenting on the guy’s looks, Gold said if she had a P.E. teacher that looked like him in high school, she’d have been wearing the shortest booty short gym clothes she had. “And a little bitty sports bra all day long. I’d bone him down in the gym lockerroom.” Gold said women know how to lure men to get them to do things. “If we want to have sex with you or suck your cock, what have you, the way to let you know is that we show off what we have to offer you. Like any other animal in wild life. We smell good. We put off good aromas.”

Flexx noted that women teachers, especially, are getting caught having sex with boys nowadays. Gold thinks that was so hot. Flexx said he always prayed for a hot teacher to do him. For her part, Gold said she had a thing for teachers. Gold remembers an English teacher from her junior year. “He was drop dead gorgeous. Real tall. Real broad shoulders. This big guy. Oh God.” Gold said she was a slut that year. “I walked around with my ass hanging out.”

Gold explained that the high school teacher first approached her friend Jersey and she told him to go talk to Gold. “He came over to me. He says , look, I’m on a date but can I have your phone number? One thing leads to another. He ends up at my house. That night.”

Gold explained that his date left and he stayed at the bar with Gold. “He took me home and we slept together. We did not have sex, though. He would not have sex with me.” They made plans for a date, she said. “We’re going to watch a movie at my house in my bed.”

Flexx said Gold has to carry out the teacher fantasy-thing by dressing up like a school girl. “And do him like that. You have to do that. Preferably the short skirt and the white shirt tied up, pigtails, high socks.” Flexx suggested that Gold show up to the high school teacher’s house looking like that. ‘He’s going to see the school girl outfit and get instant wood. You have to ask him for help with your homework. Do whatever you can think of to go with the whole teacher sex fantasy. Play it all the way out.”

Flexx said it’s a dirty fantasy that a lot of people don’t want to admit to and asked Gold if she’s called the guy coach-daddy yet. Gold admitted that she has.

Then on second thought, Flexx suggested that Gold seduce the teacher by wearing white athletic shorts and a T-shirt. “That one will drive him up the fucking wall. Do some jumping jacks. Climb a rope. Ride a pummel horse. You will win him over for life.”