Porn Valley- In an evening where Alexander The Poet regaled the KSEX, www.ksexradio.com listening audience with a poem about shitting on a girl’s tits, Katja Kassin [pronounced Ka-seen] brought hers in for the subscribing viewing audience.

Before Kassin came on, Wankus’ co-ho Rebecca Love also talked a little about the big hot tub excursion which features Love and Sunset Thomas at the Kit Kat Ranch. Love said you could put your entry in at www.wantedlist.com

“She’ll [Thomas] be picking you up at the airport in a limousine,” Love explained. “It’s VIP first class service and when you get back to the Kit Kat I’m there and she’s there and we’re going to be sitting in the hot tub [presumably naked] to start you off and then we’re going back to the VIP Room and let your fantasies come true.” Love urged one and all to sign up for the contest but that if you win bring extra dough. “If you want to party with a whole bunch of people.”

Wankus noted that he still had a VIP for The Bunny Ranch but hasn’t taken them up on it. Wankus went on to say that Dennis Hof told him that he’d give Wankus an hour-comp for any girl or girls in the house [excepting Thomas when she was still there]. “If Kit Kat wants to get my business they’ll give me a comp for any girl in the house INCLUDING Sunset and then I’m there!”

Kassin is German but joked to Wankus about coming to the studio from Woodland Hills. Her website is www.katjakassin.com and Kassin said she’s doing the website work all on her own. “All the content is shot exclusively by me and I write the text.” Kasson said her webmasters do it the way she wants and not the other way around.

Wankus mentioned that he’s seen Kassin’s name all over the message boards that everyone’s talking about her. “But I’ll be honest with you- I’ve never seen any of your films. But I know that you do some wild, crazy, freaky shit.”

Wankus asked Kassin what she thought set her apart and made her different. Kassin said she has no idea.

“When I came here the first time- a year and a half ago- it was someone’s going to give me a job. I never planned to go back and forth so much,” Kassin related. “I always thought, like, American people like Pamela Anderson girls- I’m not like that. But I have no idea why, really I don’t.”

Kassin does anals, double anals, gangbangs. “I like my job,” she says. “Like every other job sometimes you’re in the mood and sometimes you’re not. Sometimes you don’t want to get up 7 in the morning.”

Wankus said the industry should make it a mandate that no porn stars work before noon. “There’s no morning shoots for porn stars.” Kassin was curious how that would apply to the crack whores. “They’re in a room in Sepulveda,” Wankus answered. “They’re back in Canada but enough about Lara Roxx.”

Asked if she had any plans to make her stay in America permanent, Kassin said she didn’t know. “I don’t make any plans. I like it and I’m not homesick at all. I miss my family a little bit, but I could visit them a little bit. When I was 12 years old I always wanted to move to Australia- as far as I could get from Germany. But I’m cool here.”

Wankus said he used to sing in a German choir when he was young but none of the German porn stars who come on the show ever recognize a folk song that he sings to them. Which he did, and Kassin didn’t know it. [But if she ever watched World War II movies she would have.] Wankus was willing to bet Kassin’s mother would have known the tune. Kassin, however, appeared to be more hip to German rock bands.

Kassin is repped by Mark Spiegler. “He is so cool,” she said. “He teaches me words, the word of the day- like what the bird is.” Kassin started working when she was 15 years old. “I sold ice cream and all that crap.”

One day Kassin said she just had enough of it. “I read the newspaper and there was a guy looking for amateur models.” Wankus was curious if the guy got weird on her. Kassin said she knew the guy from before but he wanted to take nude pictures of her. “This is what I did for three years,” she said. “Then I got into the softcore like spread legs and toys. I never said I do girls-only, but there was no offers do to guys. In Germany there’s few companies and they don’t pay as much. Then I met somebody that worked in Porn Valley. She said if I wanted to come- I bought a ticket and came over.”

Kassin said her idea was check it out once and if she liked it she’d make plans on returning.

“And the next thing you know you had ten cocks in your ass,” said Wankus delicately tying up the story.

Kassin said when she first came here she worked every day. “It was cool. And I decided to come back a few months later.” Wankus asked if wanted to keep her career going and having fans rave about her, Kassin said she wants to be herself. “I’m hapy that they do like me. But it’s not like I do anything special to make people like me.”

Wankus again noted that the message boards are considering Kassin a big star. “That’s very flattering.” said Kassin acceccepting the accolades with uncommon modesty. Kassin said she likes girls. “I think girls are hot. I like girls sexually but not socially.” Kassin said she couldn’t be in a relationship with a girl but isn’t adverse to licking pussy. Kassin also disputed the notion that girls lick pussy better than guys. “It’s not true. I don’t think so.” Kassin thought guys were more into it.

In another revelation Kassin said she may be German but she doesn’t drink beer. Wankus pointed out that the beer sucks if you’re German. “German beet is great,” he added.

On the subject of directing, Kassin said she’d be proud if someone thought enough of her to allow her to do so but for now she wanted to continue shooting movies. If she were called up to direct, Kassin offered the fact that she’s very organized and has her shit together. Wankus mentioned that creativity also has a lot to do with it. “Can you visualize good scenes and put it alltogether?”

Kassin thought so. Wankus said there were a lot of directors out there who suck bad. “Maybe they can get a good camera guy but they don’t know how to tell people what to do,” Kassin suspected. “You’ve got to be strong. Sometimes you have to yell at people. Some people can’t do that.” Wankus said what a lot of fans don’t realize is that you have to be able to visualize what the editor’s going to see. “You have to be able to see all that in the movie in your mind.”

Wankus also noted that a porn director has to contend with talent who walk in drugged out, late, pissed off, divaesque. “There’s a lot of drama and bullshit.” Wankus said he had tastes of that on the KSEX shoot where a girl came in with an attitude. “She was very bitchy and upset about something in her personal life to the point where she wouldn’t talk to anybody off the set. The person I hired needed to be all fired up. I couldn’t get anything out of her, but I finally did. I’m not going to mention any names.”

Kassin said she tries to be in a good mood when she shows up on set and said she particularly loves Skeeter Kerkove, www.bkmax.com. On the other hand, Kassim seemed disinclined to name names of those who stirred her sauerkraut. “The paycheck is more important than that; they don’t know.” Love commended her for being a great actress in that respect. “Most of them don’t even know that they are on my bad list,” Kassin said.

The Wanker winning phrase of the evening had something to do with being a man and liking a woman’s fingers up your ass while getting a blowjob. Wankus said Love thought it was a gay act and wondered, if Kassin did that to him and he enjoyed it, was that considered a gay act? Kassin figured as long as it’s between a guy and a girl it’s not gay. “Even if they fuck each other with strap-ons.” Love told Kassin to wipe the brown shit off her nose. To which Kassin said she’d fuck a guy in the ass, no problem, and would also be inclined to stick a few fingers in there during a blow job.