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Porn Valley- Vanity Fair writes a piece on Charley Sheen in its May, 2011 issue. Kevin Blatt, aka KB, becomes an element of the story because of Sheen’s $30,000 relationship with Kacey Jordan.

Referred to as K-Bizzle [a name given to him by Snoop Dogg] and Jordan’s agent, Blatt tells Vanity Fair that he’s known as the Whore Whisperer because he’s really good at talking to girls of that genre.

“I really care about these chicks,” says Blatt over a plate of oysters.

“Most people consider them throwaway sperm receptacles, but these girls have a place in the world.”

According to the mag, Jordan just got home on the night of January 27, 2011 when she got a call from Blatt.

“I know you were at Charlie’s house last night,” he tells her. Besides her doing some Internet work, Blatt learned that Jordan was supplementing her income by escorting. Which wasn’t such a big discovery because Jordan talked about a gig she took in Dubai in a Howard Stern Show interview. www.adultcybermart.com/StoryKaceyJordanMiss.html

Blatt then offers her his sales pitch.

“It is only a matter of time before the press knows who you are,” he told her.

“You have a story to tell, and I really believe we can save Charlie’s life.”

Blatt told her she had two choices. She could run and hide and keep quiet. Or she could tell her story to the media and possibly persuade Sheen to get help.

“Look, you’re a whore. I’m a whore. Take the money,” Blatt advised her.

That night he took her to dinner and they met a reporter from TMZ. Later in front of Blatt’s apartment, Jordan told a reporter, “When I first saw him [Sheen] he was fucking wasted out of his mind which I was trying to get to that point too. Trust me! I said, ‘I can beat you! I’ll beat you in drinking.’ And I was like, ‘Bullsahit!’ And I just gave myself like an all-Vodka drink.”

Jordan pantomimed pouring a drink as Sheen was snatching it from her hand.
“I love the guy, right? Grabs it and he chugs it in, like, three seconds.”

That’s when Sheen supposedly told her, “Don’t ever test me again!”

Jordan went on to describe how Sheen received a large delivery of cocaine, smoked one pipeful after another, and invited her to his home theater to watch porn.

According to Jordan, Sheen explained his plan.

Says Jordan: “He had apparently gotten another girl a Bentley, and he was like, ‘I’m gonna retire. I just want to go fucking crazy in this house, like a $20 million house, like 27 rooms, and you’re like the missing puzzle piece. We don’t have a blonde. You’re my blonde. Are you in?'”

Jordan was referring to Sheen’s plan to create “a porn family” in a nearby mansion and stock it with “goddesses” on constant standby.

Jordan told Sheen, “Of course I’m gonna be in! I want a blue Bentley because the others got one.”

After they had sex, Sheen gave her a check for $30,000. Then she fled.

“I feel really bad,” Jordan told Vanity Fair. “I hope he’s well.”

Later, when Sheen kicked off his media circus tour in Detroit Jordan was in the audience. The way Vanity Fair describes it, Jordan was tossed a backstage pass but was basically given the bum’s rush after that.