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Kid Vegas’ Has The Answers

Kid Vegas submitted suggestions for Porn Star Karaoke Night at Sardos.
Kid writes:

(1. Find a new bar to throw it at.

(2. Threaten the owners that the adult Industry will not come there anymore.

(3. Get rid of the dumb bald fuck at the door, as he chased off one of my guests, yeah, she was female and 28 but did not have her I.D., plus came with another female.

(3. Throw it at Gene Ross’s…hehehee

(4. Find a good bar in the west valley, fuck Burbank!

(5. Do not let dudes in that are not accredited press or Porn-Stars. Those are
my suggestions…

Kid Vegas Over and Out!

Wayne writes:

Okay Kid, thanks for your suggestions. Just so ya know, the number 4 comes after 3 in the numeric system that we use here in the United States. There is no 3 back to back in our system. Perhaps you thought you had already given 32 suggestions and you were on your 33rd. Regardless, you can’t split the numbers if that’s the case.

Secondly, it’s hard to find a bar as cool as Sardos who will not only let us be wild and perverse on the mics, but who welcomes us open arms and treats adult biz folks well.

Thirdly, when a bouncer doesn’t let someone in because they forgot their IDs, it’s probably a good idea that you call the person who didn’t bring their proof of age a dumb fuck, not the bouncer. Who leaves the house now-a-days without their DL?

[according to your system] Thirdly-Part II, Gene Ross couldn’t fit anyone in his house between his thousands of books, DVDs, VHS tapes and scattered exercise equipment, not to mention his neighbors wouldn’t appreciate the court yard smoking sextion.

Finally, thanks for the comments. I’m sure a good system will be worked out in the future. I actually like Pam Anderson’s suggestion. Couples and ladies free, all single guys, aside from Adult Press, have to pay a $20 cover. It’ll force guys to find a chick so they don’t have to pay. But, it’s not my club so ultimately all I can do is make suggestions.

Bring some bitches tonight…yes, even male talent, bring chicks. The reason this night was so smokin’ in the beginning is because it was 70% women to men ratios….lets get back there again! See ya at 9pm!
 

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